re_alignment | [Video] [Transmission originating from: Somewhere in the Junkpile]

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tf: dreamwave | starscream (crau)

[Video] [Transmission originating from: Somewhere in the Junkpile]

Greetings.

For those who have the misfortune of not knowing who I am -- my name is Commander Starscream.

All Decepticons will report to me as I am rightfully your leader.

Any Autobots who wish to jump ship from the losing side are also welcome to my brigade.

Everyone else -- well, lets just hope you come to your senses in good time.

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Not impressed, I can tell you that much.

Likewise. What is that on your head?

You'll have to be more specific.

... The hat ... helmet ... thing.

I don't think it's any weirder than your helm. Which is a crime in itself to look at, but fortunately for you I'm out of handcuffs.

Sorry, I don't get into the rough stuff until after the first date.

You haven't even taken me out to dinner yet.

Baby, please. You're too tame for the likes of me!

The only dinner you'd have is behind a nice set of bars.

Ha!

You wouldn't last a day with me.

You're right, my audio receptors would probably break having to listen to you. And without an engineer to repair them!

I'd better play it safe.

Tch.

I'm surprised my visual receptors haven't shattered from looking at you.

Really? Is that all you got? What am I supposed to say to that? Oh no, my crippling self doubt! Maybe I really am ugly! Boohoohoo.

Get real. I know what's hot -- and you're not. Try again, Screechums.