re_alignment | [Audio] Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Liege's temple.

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[Audio] Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Liege's temple.

[Guess who just woke up from his 3-month coma? Furthermore, guess whose body managed to finagle itself out of prison where it was seen last?
If you guessed this sleeping beauty, you're at least not wrong. Sorry about that, Haven, this asshole is back.
Don't worry, there was plenty of screaming involved; both upon waking, and then directed at nearby furniture and the sky in general.]

[The Audio opens with Starscream sounding like he's just run a marathon.]

Someone tell me what blasted day it is!

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[Locked to TFP Megatron]

My Lord...?

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[Locked to TFP Shockwave]

Do you still live?

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[Locked to TFP Knock Out]

I think it's about time we had a talk. [And now he sounds mad]

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Physically, or in my visit of premonition?

YOU TELL ME. Does that sound like something you'd do? [Wow so much bitterness]

Why you need to make everything more complicated than it needs to be? I'm sure you can tell the difference between a dead mech, an alive one and something in between! [Like the terrocon zombies.] When you were sleep here and in our world there, was Megatron alive? And himself?

[Bitching bitching and more bitching. He's getting more irritated as time goes by.] Just come already!

And why do I have a feeling you've been chumming up with Autobots?

[He was irritated when he work up. Now he's just furious.] Give me your location!

[Just a feeling? No point of pretending anymore.] You're one royal pain in the diode, do you know that? Always bossing me around like you are better than me. Well, no more of that.

[That makes two angry robots that need to talk about their feelings.] I already told you I am on the clinic. It's on Solus temple as always!

I AM better than you! I'm your commanding officer!

And how should I know that?
Ugh. Stay where you are, I'll arrive shortly.

[And then Stasrcream doesn't show up because he's too busy being drugged by Blackarachnia.]

No, you aren't.

You would know if you weren't a total fool. [Or haven't sleep for 3 months.]

Don't be late.

[Meanwhile Knock Out would be there, gettign his weapons ready and wondering why is taking Starscream so long to get there.]

[You can't even pretend Starscream is fashionably late at this point.]

[Good job, Starscream. Also do you think that Knock Out waited for you all that long? He doesn't seem to be anywhere in the medbay but there's a tiny robot lizard one top of one of the shelves, staring down at the newcomer. And yes it does have a little hammer in his tail.]

[Hi. I am Starscream's lizard, and I am squeezing in through the mail-slot of the clinic's door. Nice to meet you. I am a lizard too.

Hi, I'm a lizard.
Hi.]

[Oh, a friend. That's new. The blue lizard looks at the door on the left, Knock Out's private office, but it doesn't look like the mech is leaving it anytime soon. Knock Out will come out if he heard a commotion, he's sure.

Breakylizard flies down in front of the other pet. It's not a graceful landing. He's not used to wings and he's heavy for a tiny lizard, shut up.]

Craaaaaww? [Whatcha doing here?]

[Starylizard struggles for a little while longer as it tries to get its tummy through the mail slot. Finally it manages and pops out.]

Chirp!

[Hello lizard-friend! I am also a lizard!
You are lizard!
I am lizard!
We are lizard together!]

[Starylizard rolls onto its back, twists its neck around, and licks the floor.]

[Hi. I'm a lizard.
This is the ground.
It is not a lizard.]

[Yes yes he is a lizard too! A very confused lizard. His head turn a few times, trying to figure out what's the other doing licking the floor.

He must be hungry, that's it. Right? Right.] Craaaaaww CraaaaAAAAAaaaaww Craaaaaww.

[If they make enough noise one of the bigger mechs will eventually come to check. Those have fun.]

Craaaaaww. [Come on, make noise with him, you!]

[Noise? Are we making noise? LET'S MAKE NOISE TOGETHER!!!]

[Starylizard wiggles around on the floor, tiny little feetsies waving away in the air as makes really weird, really loud noises that alternate being nails-on-a-chalk-board, sink-garburator, and scream-gurgles.]

SKDGSJDGSKJDGHEEEEEEEETCHTCHTECHTCHEEEEEEEEGUUUUUURBLEGURBLEGUBRLETCH TCH TCH K-K-K-K-EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[:D THIS IS FUN, LIZARD FRIEND]
[Starylizard thrashes around with joy.]

Yeah making noises was the point, not trashing the whole place. Not like BreakyLyzard is complaining he likes wrecking stuff too 8D He's swinging his hammer tail around excitedly. He stops immediately thought when a door opens and an angry voice can be heard before a familiar red mechs walks in.]

What the frag is going on here!? WH...e? What are you doing here? [He stares down at the unfamiliar robot lizard.]

Edited 2014-01-02 01:09 (UTC)

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[Audio] Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Liege's temple.

It's because Mirage is red, isn't it? ISN'T IT!!?

のωの Meeeebeeee

HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH! And you should never underestimate the value of a good mouth

That's a good point. Well this is why there's Skids in that list too.

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7 hours later

Ajhgadkdas

Chirp

Aww

10 seconds in photoshop

You already know I love it

And it loves you

omg I died laughing