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Good. Now that that's out of the way.

[ You can't see anything, but you can hear the clicks and whirrs of various hydraulic systems coming back online and hissing. After some lovely help from a 'f r i e n d' (and she uses that term quite lightly.) GLaDOS is back on her feet and looking to move in. Oh yes. Move in. ]

Without the proper facilities in place I can no longer do what I was programmed to do, and that? That won't do.

So naturally, staying in the temple or this 'Haven' won't do for me either.

There wouldn't happen to be any well stocked facilities just so primed for leasing here, now would there?

Maybe some caves? A sinkhole would do nicely too, in fact. For the good of science, anyone is welcome to donate their unneeded supplies or volunteer time in helping. I need all the hands I can get.

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Yeah, because letting a fragging AI loose on scientific projects is a good idea.

And to think that I'd held any of you on a higher level than a human, what with your disgusting generalizations.

Did you see what I did there? What you just did.

We should be higher than default, Cybertronians are just better.

[PFF]

You should get your humour coding looked at. That was terrible.

Clearly you aren't, or you wouldn't have to lower yourself to pathetic insults based on my programming.

Was it? I'm sure I'm the better judge of that.

If Cybertronians are just better, why don't you show me.

I'm just making a comment based on observation.

[S I G H] Right, because you can notice when you're malfunctioning. The illusion of sentience is almost funny.

Just living should be enough, AI.

Learn to observe better, or don't do it at all.

I can. It's called diagnostics. That's what an AI does.

You're almost as bad as the moron.

Uh huh. Sure.

I think you're over crediting yourself, there.

As if you're any accurate judge of that.

Tell me, just what makes you so driven to prove your adequacy to me?

[SHRUG]

Boredom, mostly.

Oh, and the tiny issue of an AI potentially malfunctioning while in control of a science facility. So, there's that small trust issue as well.

And who's to say I am malfunctioning when it would be in fact, my science facility?

That every one of my actions are deliberate?

I think that boils down to your definition of 'malfunction', something you'd know nothing about considering you're all supposedly 'organic', which, is looking to be the case more and more every second that goes by if you're still basing your insults off of your own 'trust issues'.

Whoever gave you information about Cybertronians must've been joking. Or really stupid.

There is nothing organic about us. And I don't have trust issues, I have a trust issue. Different things.

I beg to differ. You aren't artificially created, by another, are you?

The more you speak, the less neural responses I receive. You might even be worse than the moron.

Of course not. What does that have to do with anything?

[just gonna ignore the moron comments gosh]

That your kind procreates.

By any and all standards, that makes you organic.

I thought you were programmed for science? It's very small minded of you to try and apply everything you encounter into the same categories.

We're nothing like organics.

Is it? Categorizing by a set standard is a major part of science, it's called taxonomy.

Then prove it, and stop being your own counterclaim.

[oh for--]

Fine. Give me your co-ordinates.

No.

Use your superior intellect, fish out some context clues, and come find me.

Then I'll believe you. How's that?

[UGH EFFORT]

[well, she mentioned being in a temple]

[...how long would it take to check every room in every temple]

[science. maybe she's in alpha trion's temple? but she's also a huge bitch. well, whatever. heading to trion's first]

[ But she's also a huge bitch, yes, that should be the reason for everything with GLaDOS. ]

Don't get lost, or you'll have a difficult time pleading your case.

[infallible logic am i right]

Lost? I'm not lost. This place is pretty big, you know.

Then you're slow and stupid.

Is that what you're telling me?

Really? How long would it take you to get around?

Seeing as you're so smart.

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