[video] I only drink the blood of my enemies! (slightly backdated to after the item drop)

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Everyone always underestimates Whirl. It's like his protective camouflage or something.  So while everyone else was busy getting...whatever. Stuff like drywall and spackle and fighting over brushes like the kinky little sex toys they are, Whirl was doing something....

[...else. We'll go with 'else'. ]

[And it's ready now, and he only had to shoot that one corner of the witch's stupid gingerbread house to get it.]

[So here he is, on your Link, holding a rather large yet strangely adorable cake (yes the spinning wheel he insisted on and it's a chocolate donut.)]

Look familiar to anyone?

[He waits, holding it up to the camera.]

No? 

[He takes his right claw and gouges out  one side of the cake!Rung's head, giant pieces of cake and crumbs falling away from the cake's smiling face.]

How 'bout now? 

Comments

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[There's a horrible cry, as if Teddie himself were in pain, the instant that cake's face is sliced. This is probably the most gruesome thing he's ever laid his eyes on. He's practically close to tears.

What sort of monster just does something like this, and for all to see?]

YOU'RE WASTING CAKE!!



[How could you?]

[Video] /dying

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Shrug]

It died for a good cause.

[Video] /oops

[kingofthetvworld]

How cruel! It had a wife and two delicious children! Not to mention letting such a tasty looking morsel go to waste.

Is the five second rule still in place? How about five hours? J-Just don't step on anything, you can't just wave around something so scrumptious and not share with anybody!

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What are you, the fraggin' cake police?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

No I--Wait! Yes! ...Does that get me cake? I'm whatever gets me some of that sweet stuff. Just don't destroy anymore, I'm begging here! Pleeeaaase!

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Too bad for you: Whirl hates the police.]

[Even though he was one.]

[SQUINT.]

What'll you do if I do?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I will go hungry and starve to death.

[Because what is eating other foods?]

Is that what you want? To starve a poor little bear?

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[He shrugs.]

I'd be pretty okay with that, actually.

[It's Whirl. He shares his deathwish liberally. His cake? Not so much.]