[video] I only drink the blood of my enemies! (slightly backdated to after the item drop)

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Everyone always underestimates Whirl. It's like his protective camouflage or something.  So while everyone else was busy getting...whatever. Stuff like drywall and spackle and fighting over brushes like the kinky little sex toys they are, Whirl was doing something....

[...else. We'll go with 'else'. ]

[And it's ready now, and he only had to shoot that one corner of the witch's stupid gingerbread house to get it.]

[So here he is, on your Link, holding a rather large yet strangely adorable cake (yes the spinning wheel he insisted on and it's a chocolate donut.)]

Look familiar to anyone?

[He waits, holding it up to the camera.]

No? 

[He takes his right claw and gouges out  one side of the cake!Rung's head, giant pieces of cake and crumbs falling away from the cake's smiling face.]

How 'bout now? 

Comments

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Ooooh. Gruesome.

I think I might like you.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[There's a horrible cry, as if Teddie himself were in pain, the instant that cake's face is sliced. This is probably the most gruesome thing he's ever laid his eyes on. He's practically close to tears.

What sort of monster just does something like this, and for all to see?]

YOU'RE WASTING CAKE!!



[How could you?]

voice

[ex_dishonestly997]

Nope, still not pinging any bells.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Don't think that sucking up to me is gonna get you the butt donut.

[raceme]

I'm quite sure you are trying to tell us something important but I find your methods quite confusing albeit original.

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

No, no. I just want the other eye.

[Video] /dying

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Shrug]

It died for a good cause.

voice, whirl's is oh so sultry....

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hngh.

[Great. This means he's starting to have audio hallucinations. Awesome.]

Right. Like you'd even tell me.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Think you're overfraggin' thinking things.

[Is his pastry metaphor too cerebral for you?]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Suddenly possessive.]

Why?

voice, oh whirl you cutie

[ex_dishonestly997]

I don't know, I'd like to help, but I think I need more information first.

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Because I can hold it up and say "I can seeee you." ?

[Video] /oops

[kingofthetvworld]

How cruel! It had a wife and two delicious children! Not to mention letting such a tasty looking morsel go to waste.

Is the five second rule still in place? How about five hours? J-Just don't step on anything, you can't just wave around something so scrumptious and not share with anybody!

[littlecrowgirl]

You found your cake!

You still can't have mine.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

.... fair enough.

[Reason: accepted.]

Sure you haven't seen this guy?

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What are you, the fraggin' cake police?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Fine. He'll play your game. But he's onto you. About...something.]

What the frag more you need to know? Little orange guy. Vest. Butt tire. Missing half his head.

[ex_dishonestly997]

Where did you see him last?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

No. I bullied my way to this cake fair and square.

['Finding.' How...bourgeois.]

Yeah? Well I don't want your stupid cake. [So there.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

See him? Fraggin' Lost Light.

[Heard him? Here. He thought.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

No I--Wait! Yes! ...Does that get me cake? I'm whatever gets me some of that sweet stuff. Just don't destroy anymore, I'm begging here! Pleeeaaase!

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Actually no. I'll keep a look out? It'd be kind of hard to miss someone with half a head.

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

...

[Excuse her a moment as she stares and then shakes her helm.]

Can't say I've seen him, no.

[Helmtilt.]

Any reason you went through all that trouble when you probably have a perfectly good holo-projector you can use?

[raceme]

I do that a lot. Is this someone you fought?

[Taking in consideration that he never saw Rung in his life, yes. Cerebral...Nice pun.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[ASDKGSG!!]

No. He's my fraggin' therapist.