[video] I only drink the blood of my enemies! (slightly backdated to after the item drop)

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Everyone always underestimates Whirl. It's like his protective camouflage or something.  So while everyone else was busy getting...whatever. Stuff like drywall and spackle and fighting over brushes like the kinky little sex toys they are, Whirl was doing something....

[...else. We'll go with 'else'. ]

[And it's ready now, and he only had to shoot that one corner of the witch's stupid gingerbread house to get it.]

[So here he is, on your Link, holding a rather large yet strangely adorable cake (yes the spinning wheel he insisted on and it's a chocolate donut.)]

Look familiar to anyone?

[He waits, holding it up to the camera.]

No? 

[He takes his right claw and gouges out  one side of the cake!Rung's head, giant pieces of cake and crumbs falling away from the cake's smiling face.]

How 'bout now? 

Comments

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Think you're overfraggin' thinking things.

[Is his pastry metaphor too cerebral for you?]

[raceme]

I do that a lot. Is this someone you fought?

[Taking in consideration that he never saw Rung in his life, yes. Cerebral...Nice pun.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[ASDKGSG!!]

No. He's my fraggin' therapist.

[raceme]

[8D]

I see. [Explanation: logical enough. You might need one, Whirl. So does Blurr] How are you so sure that he's here?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I didn't kill him.

[Because he juuuuuust wants to make sure you know that.]

Because I heard him, that's how.

[raceme]

[A very suspiciously specific denial but okay.] I never said you did.

Why no go check temple by temple? therearen'tthatmany.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You were thinking it.

[Whirl is psychic, don't you know? Okay, just paranoid.]

Yeah I dunno. I'm thinking that maybe it would save a little fraggin' time to ask these SO HELPFUL fellow captives. You know, cooperation and all that slag.

[raceme]

Not really because if you really killed the mech WHY would you be looking for him?

[Blurr will defeat your paranoia with logical arguments.]

Then I hope you have more luck with others. [Since he can't really help much.] ...how'syouraft?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[You get a o_O look from Whirl, which is pretty impressive considering, one optic.]

To make sure he's dead? [SRSLY are you stupid?]

Yeah, losing hope there. Not like I had any.

And noneofurbidness.

[raceme]

[Interesting.]

Now that shows some dedication on the killing department. [You are a very weird mech in his opinion.]Whokilled him then?

Ithappenssometimes.

Sensitive aren't we?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You think I'm sloppy or something? If I want someone dead, they're dead. And I'm probably bored.

I know who did it. If he ever shows up here, he's mine. [And the fact that Fort Max is on his 'frag you up' list is going to be his little secret, too.]

Have a reason to be.

[raceme]

[Se you just proved his point about how you weren't asking because you wanted to make sure the guy was death But nevermind.]

Careful. That almost made you sound like you cared.

Is not like I am any _threat to you.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You know what? I think it's time you take your fraggin' attitude and go somewhere else.

[Because your arrogance is really starting to chap his aft.]

[raceme]

Are you breaking up with em already? Primus there goes my heat.

[Sarcasm is your friend, Whirl.]

Goodluckfindingyourfriend.

[And the com link goes off.]