[accidentalish video]

[letmefixyou]

[the device appears to be balanced on the altar in megatronus's temple. ratchet thought it was a device to record his 'surgery']

[which is exactly what it's doing]

Stop struggling you stupid drone! I'm trying to do you a favour here!

[oh, that poor acolyte. there's a lot of energon on the altar, as well as all up ratchet's arms. particularly observant viewers may note a little bit on the wall behind him, too. looks like this wasn't his first attempt]

Remember your friend? He was doing so well until the idiot went and died on me. All I want to do is see what makes you tick, then maybe I can upgrade you so you give more coherent answers! Another Cybertron, honestly!

[he tears out a mechanism and puts it aside]

This would be so much easier with my tools...

[said as he practically shoves his arm inside it up to the elbow. someone, please save the poor thing]

Comments

[video]

[im_wavin]

[Oh god, Ravage seen something like this all too many times back home when he was on scouting missions. The kitty is horrified to see it on this Cybertron.]

NOPE NOPE NOPE! DO NOT WANT!!!!!

Re: [video]

[letmefixyou]

[his head snaps up when he hears the voice]

There's a kitten around here, then?

[video]

[im_wavin]

NOPE NOPE! NO KITTEH THERE!!! I'M TOTES STAYING FAR AWAY FROM UR TEMPLE!!!!!

Re: [video]

[letmefixyou]

Mm, because I'm stuck here am I?

Don't worry, I'll find you eventually.

[video]

[im_wavin]

U'LL NEVER FIND ME!!!! [Going to be finding a good hiding place now.]

Re: [video]

[letmefixyou]

We'll see.

Re: [video]

[im_wavin]

NOPE NOPE! NO 'WE'LL SEE' CAUSE IT'S TOTES NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

[Totally going to be making a PSA post for other people to stay away from you, Negative polarity Ratchet.]

Re: [video]

[letmefixyou]

[he leans into the camera with an eeeeevil grin]

I will not rest until you are lying on my operating table split open and your ember in a jar on my desk.

Recharge tight, kitty.

[video]

[im_wavin]

[oh thank god that the boon he got from Nexus means he doesn't have to recharge as often. Otherwise he would totally be having nightmares tonight.

[Turns off the video and goes to make that announcement now!]