re_alignment | [accidentalish video]

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[accidentalish video]

[the device appears to be balanced on the altar in megatronus's temple. ratchet thought it was a device to record his 'surgery']

[which is exactly what it's doing]

Stop struggling you stupid drone! I'm trying to do you a favour here!

[oh, that poor acolyte. there's a lot of energon on the altar, as well as all up ratchet's arms. particularly observant viewers may note a little bit on the wall behind him, too. looks like this wasn't his first attempt]

Remember your friend? He was doing so well until the idiot went and died on me. All I want to do is see what makes you tick, then maybe I can upgrade you so you give more coherent answers! Another Cybertron, honestly!

[he tears out a mechanism and puts it aside]

This would be so much easier with my tools...

[said as he practically shoves his arm inside it up to the elbow. someone, please save the poor thing]

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[Oh god, Ravage seen something like this all too many times back home when he was on scouting missions. The kitty is horrified to see it on this Cybertron.]

NOPE NOPE NOPE! DO NOT WANT!!!!!

Edited 2014-01-06 16:32 (UTC)

Wh--- Ratchet?!

[Fragging hell he'd hoped no one else (other than the Decepticons) would turn up in this place. Not that him being on Earth or on Cybertron or wherever was much better, but at least everyone there knew what to expect.]

Slaggin' pit, leave the acolyte alone! It's tellin' the blasted truth, you two-bit pretend-medic!

[Cliffjumper snarls, and even if Ratchet's not focused on the broadcast, stabs a finger at his screen. At least it's not Prime, but that doesn't really mean much. None of the negative polarity Autobots are good choices... Maybe Rodimus, but that doesn't make it much better anyway.]

[The Acolytes were helpful, at least to Ratchet here. He stares in absolute horror and shakes his head at the feed.]

What do you think you're doing?! They're just trying to help...!

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[It doesn't take Blurr much to understand what is going on. He never met the mech in person but time ago SG Soundwave shared with Blurr the vivid memory of SG Ratchet tearing off his face and he's very familiar with this particular crazy medic. And it's no someone he ever wanted to meet.]

[He's trying to overcome his fears, though, after all he's supposed to keep people safe here, acolytes or not.]

Youstopthatthisinstant! The _{acolytes only}want to help and hurting others it's against the law.

In scale of one to ten of unprofessionality I give you a twelve.

This sort of behavior is frowned upon among polite society, do you know that? [At least if you do them in public.] Who are you?

[THIS LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT TIME TO MOVE BACK TO SOLUS'S TEMPLE. SORRY BAYSHOCKS.]

They aren't actually wrong, so you can stop torturing them any time now.

[ Okay, she likes you. But only to a point. ]

Instead of wasting them like they're cattle, why don't you keep them occupied until tools are available?

It makes for much cleaner servicing I'm sure. And a better turnover.

NO.

[There is the sound of a high powered engine starting up as the Decepticon leader starts to head toward Megatronus' temple. He wasn't certain, but he was sure even that first forged didn't like mechs messing with his acolytes and as such wouldn't mind him intervening.]

I will not allow you to make your upgrades on some poor, unwilling soul here.

[He had no idea if Ratchet would recognize his voice or not, but that didn't mean he wasn't going to do what he had to, to save the acolyte.]

Usually ripping someone's insides out results in death.

Just saying.

Ratchet!? What the frag are you doing? And the Pit happened to your paintjob? You look like you fell into a vat of radioactive slag.

[ALKJSKLFKSJAICAKKACKHHAIK WHAT THE EVER-LOVING HELL!? Sorry, for all his maturity/experience/whatever, Deckard... 1) is still young and naive, and 2) was never trained or programmed to deal with anything quite like this. Give him a minute to ~~freak the fuck out~~ let himself react and then compose himself.]

Sir, you will cease and desist your activities immediately. And hold your position.

[So he can come and ARREST you. Because WTF, DUDE.]

[his head snaps up when he hears the voice]

There's a kitten around here, then?

[he grabs up the device when he hears his name coming from it... and leaves a lovely great finger print of energon across part of the camera]

I'd be more inclined to believe it if I had made it a previous habit to wake up on a new planet.

[he shrugs lightly] There are some frustrations to take out, I'm sure you understand.

Help? I asked how to leave this planet. They could not give me any acceptable answers.

[his grin widens]

You look familiar.

[don't mind while he pulls another thing out, energon squrting all over his chest]

Tch. I hope there's a washrack around here.

[that's how many fucks he gives, blurr]

Police society tends to be rather boring. It's so much more exciting like this, no? Maybe encourage the other drones to improve themselves.

[he shakes a finger at the camera] Ah, ah. Hosts first.

Oh, please. I... probably deactivated their pain sensors.

[nonchalant shrug]

[aw, gladdy <3]

Given their basic build and programming, I had assumed they were either extremely expendable or mass produced.

[he picks up the arm of the dead one] I wouldn't say wasted; despite the mess, most of their important parts will still be working.

[of course he knows megatron's voice! optimus would never shut up about him and there was plenty of anti-decepticon propaganda around]

[ratchet won't even bother replying to megatron's outburst, however. but he does make sure he's ready for a fight, should there be one]

Mm, I know. There seems to be plenty of them running around, though.

It's awfully therapeutic! Pretty funny when they keep struggling, too.

[he squints at the feed]

Starscream?

Certainly, officer.

[not preparing to stab you when you get here, nope]

NOPE NOPE! NO KITTEH THERE!!! I'M TOTES STAYING FAR AWAY FROM UR TEMPLE!!!!!

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