[accidentalish video]

[letmefixyou]

[the device appears to be balanced on the altar in megatronus's temple. ratchet thought it was a device to record his 'surgery']

[which is exactly what it's doing]

Stop struggling you stupid drone! I'm trying to do you a favour here!

[oh, that poor acolyte. there's a lot of energon on the altar, as well as all up ratchet's arms. particularly observant viewers may note a little bit on the wall behind him, too. looks like this wasn't his first attempt]

Remember your friend? He was doing so well until the idiot went and died on me. All I want to do is see what makes you tick, then maybe I can upgrade you so you give more coherent answers! Another Cybertron, honestly!

[he tears out a mechanism and puts it aside]

This would be so much easier with my tools...

[said as he practically shoves his arm inside it up to the elbow. someone, please save the poor thing]

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audio; zomg phone misposts on things other than plurk DX

[redshirtrobot]

[THIS LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT TIME TO MOVE BACK TO SOLUS'S TEMPLE. SORRY BAYSHOCKS.]

They aren't actually wrong, so you can stop torturing them any time now.

[video]

[letmefixyou]

Oh, please. I... probably deactivated their pain sensors.

[nonchalant shrug]

[audio]

[redshirtrobot]

You don't know if you deactivated their pain receptors before you started ripping them to pieces and you're not the middle of a war? What kind of psycho are you?!

[This is extremely irregular and not at all funny.]

Re: [audio]

[letmefixyou]

Quick to assume, aren't you? Of course there's the Autobot Decepticon war. Not here, though.

No, [something cracks off camera and there's a small squirt of energon] I have far too much free time now.

[audio]

[redshirtrobot]

No. There's no war here. And you're still torturing innocent bots.

[He cringes. Oh that did not sound good at all.] Can't you find something to do with your time besides taking people apart? Like... anything else that doesn't constitute torture or murder?

Re: [audio]

[letmefixyou]

There isn't? How boring.

[if only he could see the reaction...]

I was thinking of taking up energon crystal arranging.

[from energon he'd drained from other bots BUT YEAH]