[accidentalish video]

[letmefixyou]

[the device appears to be balanced on the altar in megatronus's temple. ratchet thought it was a device to record his 'surgery']

[which is exactly what it's doing]

Stop struggling you stupid drone! I'm trying to do you a favour here!

[oh, that poor acolyte. there's a lot of energon on the altar, as well as all up ratchet's arms. particularly observant viewers may note a little bit on the wall behind him, too. looks like this wasn't his first attempt]

Remember your friend? He was doing so well until the idiot went and died on me. All I want to do is see what makes you tick, then maybe I can upgrade you so you give more coherent answers! Another Cybertron, honestly!

[he tears out a mechanism and puts it aside]

This would be so much easier with my tools...

[said as he practically shoves his arm inside it up to the elbow. someone, please save the poor thing]

Comments

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

Ratchet!? What the frag are you doing? And the Pit happened to your paintjob? You look like you fell into a vat of radioactive slag.

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

[he squints at the feed]

Starscream?

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

Wha-No!  Thundercracker, you glitch!

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

Seekers are all the same.

[he's just gonna zone out with a dreamy look on his face]

Pity Prime isn't here to ground you.

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

[He snorts roughly.]

As if he hasn't already tried and failed enough times.

So which Decepticon had the pleasure of dropping you on your head one too many times?

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

Mm, I'm not sure about that. Prime does have a lot of seeker wings on display in his throne room.

I do not usually find myself on the front lines. I'm a medic.

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

[Uh, okay, that comment about Seeker wings?  That finally got him.  Because WHAT THE PIT, DUDE!?]

  …Prime has what?

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

[slowly:]

Seeker wings. In his throne room.

They took special precedence past the other trophies.