[accidentalish video]

[letmefixyou]

[the device appears to be balanced on the altar in megatronus's temple. ratchet thought it was a device to record his 'surgery']

[which is exactly what it's doing]

Stop struggling you stupid drone! I'm trying to do you a favour here!

[oh, that poor acolyte. there's a lot of energon on the altar, as well as all up ratchet's arms. particularly observant viewers may note a little bit on the wall behind him, too. looks like this wasn't his first attempt]

Remember your friend? He was doing so well until the idiot went and died on me. All I want to do is see what makes you tick, then maybe I can upgrade you so you give more coherent answers! Another Cybertron, honestly!

[he tears out a mechanism and puts it aside]

This would be so much easier with my tools...

[said as he practically shoves his arm inside it up to the elbow. someone, please save the poor thing]

Comments

Re: [Voice]

[letmefixyou]

You're so defensive of it. Are there others here who find it amusing?

[FACADE OF NICENESS IS GO]

Very well. What would you prefer, my dear spider?

Re: [Voice]

[treacherous_widow]

Not at all. I just don't like it.

[...She really, really hates you and she doesn't even know your name.]


The name is Blackarachnia. Now who the slag are you.

Re: [Voice]

[letmefixyou]

What a shame.

[oh, good. maybe he can goad you into a fight later. then win]

Ratchet, chief medical officer of the Autobots.

Re: [Voice]

[treacherous_widow]

[She may be tiny, but she's not as hard to take down as you think.]

.... Sorry, no. There's no way in scrap that any Autobot I know would tolerate what you just did. They're too... touchy feely lets have justice for anyone.

Re: [Voice]

[letmefixyou]

[try when you're MORE MORPHINE THAN ROBOT HAAHAHAH]

[ratchet's also going to send you a small file that lists his patients and what he's done to them]

[there's pictures, too!]

Re: [Voice]

[treacherous_widow]

[If you want to play a game of poisons, fine. Just don't go crying to the allspark when you loose to a spider.

She looks over the file and there's just... silence for a few moments as she just stares at it. She may.. or may not be wishing for a wall to bang her head against at this point.]

Autobot huh. You're still one creepy bot.

Re: [Voice]

[letmefixyou]

[he won't, he'll just carpet bomb your temple. somehow]

I'm flattered.

Re: [Voice]

[treacherous_widow]

[Good luck trying to figure out how to do that.]

Flattered huh.

Just stop experimenting on the network. If you're going to tear bots apart, at least have the decency to not let others see the process.

Re: [Voice]

[letmefixyou]

Thoroughly and absolutely.

They will learn to deal with it. We cannot send protoforms to war.

Re: [Voice]

[treacherous_widow]

Go scrap yourself you slag sucking excuse for a medic.

Re: [Voice]

[letmefixyou]

[he bursts out in deranged laughter which lasts a good few minutes before he manages to stop]

I can tell already my time here is going to be exciting!

Re: [Voice]

[treacherous_widow]

Go smelt yourself.

[Click. Blackarachnia just ends the conversation right there before she decides that someone needs an unpleasant drug trip.]