[accidentalish video]

[letmefixyou]

[the device appears to be balanced on the altar in megatronus's temple. ratchet thought it was a device to record his 'surgery']

[which is exactly what it's doing]

Stop struggling you stupid drone! I'm trying to do you a favour here!

[oh, that poor acolyte. there's a lot of energon on the altar, as well as all up ratchet's arms. particularly observant viewers may note a little bit on the wall behind him, too. looks like this wasn't his first attempt]

Remember your friend? He was doing so well until the idiot went and died on me. All I want to do is see what makes you tick, then maybe I can upgrade you so you give more coherent answers! Another Cybertron, honestly!

[he tears out a mechanism and puts it aside]

This would be so much easier with my tools...

[said as he practically shoves his arm inside it up to the elbow. someone, please save the poor thing]

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[letmefixyou]

I told them if they'd just stay still I would turn off their pain receptors. They only have themselves to blame, really.

That self righteous slag. You should see how Megatron treats his men, it's sickening.

[OH OPTIMUS-KUN~~~~~~~~]

[deadlydoctor]

Would you have done it, really?

Oh, I've seen it first hand, Him and Starscream...disgusting.

[Somewhere, OP is crying.]

[letmefixyou]

[snort] Of course not.

He's given Starscream far too many chances. The stupid seeker should've been dismantled a long time ago.

[deadlydoctor]

That's what I figured.

That's Starscream for you, any Starscream...they never make the best decisions. Are all the other Autobots in your world like you? [Meaning, batshit insane.]

[letmefixyou]

I have no trouble holding them down anyway.

[he almost goes starry-optic'd LET HIM TELL YOU ABOUT HIS AUTOBOTS.]

"Like me"? No, they're not all medics.

[...goddamnit, ratchet.]

[deadlydoctor]

Who's Acolytes are those by the way? Liege's?

[Ratchet, no.]

Har Har. Don't act dense, it doesn't really suit you.

[Oi, trolling is Knock Out's job.]

[letmefixyou]

I was told the temple I'm in currently is Megatronus's one.

[BARA MEDIC HOLDS DOWN BARA ACOLYTES]

Psychopaths? Yes.

[deadlydoctor]

Go figure. [Knock Out shouldn't be surprised. He isn't, in fact.]

[It sounds more sexy than it already is.]

I've meet a lot of mechs that had lost their pistons but I have to admit that you are something else. I give you two weeks before you get arrested or someone shoots at you.

[letmefixyou]

I have had both those things happen to me numerous times before.

[he shrugs] I will not allow the stupid do-gooders here to stop me doing what I've been doing for millions of years.

[deadlydoctor]

Smart people learns from their mistakes. Did you miss the memo?

Then feel free to do as you want. As long as you don't come asking for help later if you need it. [Knock Out waves a hand dismissively.]

[letmefixyou]

You would understand if you knew my Prime.

[have another handwave] I can fix myself, or I would not be alive.

[deadlydoctor]

I'm not really inclined to do that. Not like he's here.

[A shrug as response.] Good for you then, Mr. Megatron.

[letmefixyou]

Maybe he will be eventually. That would be fun.

[watch him care, KO.]

[deadlydoctor]

A blast, I'm sure.

Perhaps a literal one.

[Looks like both share the same level of fucks given: zero]

[letmefixyou]

Oh, yes. No doubt. Why do you think I'm constantly trying to refine my skills?

I mean, I'm amazing anyway, but shedding ethics and going out of the norm...

[DREAMY SIGH]

[deadlydoctor]

Do you need a moment alone with yourself...?

[letmefixyou]

[he snaps out of it pretty quickly.]

Hm? No!

[deadlydoctor]

[For the first time, Knock Out is more amused than weirded out.]

Don't worry, if you really do I totally understand. A mech have its needs~

[letmefixyou]

Oh, aren't you the funny one.

I'm starting to wonder if your name actually is Prowl.