[accidentalish video]

[letmefixyou]

[the device appears to be balanced on the altar in megatronus's temple. ratchet thought it was a device to record his 'surgery']

[which is exactly what it's doing]

Stop struggling you stupid drone! I'm trying to do you a favour here!

[oh, that poor acolyte. there's a lot of energon on the altar, as well as all up ratchet's arms. particularly observant viewers may note a little bit on the wall behind him, too. looks like this wasn't his first attempt]

Remember your friend? He was doing so well until the idiot went and died on me. All I want to do is see what makes you tick, then maybe I can upgrade you so you give more coherent answers! Another Cybertron, honestly!

[he tears out a mechanism and puts it aside]

This would be so much easier with my tools...

[said as he practically shoves his arm inside it up to the elbow. someone, please save the poor thing]

Comments

[letmefixyou]

Starscream. You always were a killjoy.

Don't you have a Megatron to be a disgusting sycophant to?

[aerospacecommander]

When have I ever sucked up to Megatron?

And more importantly, why are you green?

[letmefixyou]

I've heard enough from our scouts, Starscream.

[because green is a creative colour in ratchet's universe!]

I'd ask why you're red, but I don't care. Green has always been my primary colour.

[aerospacecommander]

No, it hasn't. You never had green.

[letmefixyou]

I was told about different universes in the Lambda briefly. I suppose it stands to mention you're not the Starscream of my universe.

Could've fooled me, though. Idiot.

[aerospacecommander]

I see that Ratchets are just as belligerent across universes. I am amused.

[letmefixyou]

[he could care less about the implications BECAUSE--]

There's another? I mean, other than the idiot I saw earlier?

[aerospacecommander]

Not at the moment, but I'm sure one will pop up sooner or later.

[letmefixyou]

Oh, good! I'll kill him.

[ratchet is many things but subtle is not one of them.]

[aerospacecommander]

If you kill him here, sometimes they come back.

[letmefixyou]

You can't just say "sometimes they come back" then not elaborate.

[HE LOOKS SO EXCITED.]

[aerospacecommander]

Sometimes people die and show back up a few weeks later and sometimes people die die.

Ask the giants, it's their doing.

[letmefixyou]

Interesting...

[GRIN.] Thank you for informing me of this!