[accidentalish video]

[letmefixyou]

[the device appears to be balanced on the altar in megatronus's temple. ratchet thought it was a device to record his 'surgery']

[which is exactly what it's doing]

Stop struggling you stupid drone! I'm trying to do you a favour here!

[oh, that poor acolyte. there's a lot of energon on the altar, as well as all up ratchet's arms. particularly observant viewers may note a little bit on the wall behind him, too. looks like this wasn't his first attempt]

Remember your friend? He was doing so well until the idiot went and died on me. All I want to do is see what makes you tick, then maybe I can upgrade you so you give more coherent answers! Another Cybertron, honestly!

[he tears out a mechanism and puts it aside]

This would be so much easier with my tools...

[said as he practically shoves his arm inside it up to the elbow. someone, please save the poor thing]

Comments

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

Yeah except I ain't some fraggin' drone or sociopath, if I wasn't gonna get attached to people I shouldn't have it for the millions of years the war's been going on!

[Throwing up his hands, Cliffjumper snorts.]

Not that you understand slag like that.

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

Of course I understand it. I'm not stupid.

[silly cliff he's insane! that's different from stupidity.]

This conversation is starting to get awfully ironic, don't you think?

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

I don't how how do ya figure?

[Ugh why is he even doing this he's going to have to take a bath for hours to get rid of the bad taste at having had this conversation - just on princple.]

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

I have full processing power, for one.

[just gonna tap his chevron to make it clear which body part he's talking about.]

So nice to see I have a friend here.

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

Rrr--- [Nope, he's done here.]

You're fraggin' delusional if ya think being capable of chop-shop medical procedures is all that's needed for full processin' capability. And we ain't friends!

[Of course, he knows Ratchet's not meaning it literally, but he's on edge and angry, so that's what comes out right before he gives a growl and disconnects. Bye bye, Ratchet.]

text - a few hours later from his cell :C

[letmefixyou]

:)

NOT HERE

[cliffjumper]

[But if you only could see the angry keymashing before Cliffjumper got ahold of himself and didn't send an angry text right back. No entertainment today, Ratchet.]