accidental video

[primest]

[good morning, haven. did you want sentinel screaming obsceneties at this ungodly hour of the morning?

too bad, because he woke up with all his paint stripped off, and he is not happy in the least.]

Are you FRAGGING KIDDING ME?!

[as you can see, he's perfectly capable of orginizing his thoughts about the matter in a coherent way.

looks like the paralyzer blackarachnia used on him hasn't entirely worn off, either. he tries to get off his berth and fell right on his face, down off the screen. graceful as ever, the swearing continues off screen for a few minutes. he also might've fired off the gun he has in his arm a few times.

...and hit himself in the face with the recoil. again. this really isn't his day.]

Comments

[primest]

Sentinel Prime, and no. Some guy called Mccrane is.

[dismissive shrug. he's never even met Mccrane.]

[neededthat]

McCrane?

[He quirks a brow ridge at that.]

Well, I'm glad there is a police force here. Some order is better than no order I suppose.

[Zap zap.]

[primest]

Yup. Should help with all the rampant murdering that seems to happen so much around here.

[yeah did anyone tell you about that.

he also absolutely didn't flinch slightly.]

[neededthat]

[HE STOPS and lowers his laser.]

Excuse me?

[primest]

Oh, I guess no-one told you then.

[shrug. he doesn't seem to care all that much about it.]

If there's anything big happening, you can bet your pistons that a few people will spontaneously go crazy and do some murdering.

[neededthat]

Something big?

[It's been pretty quiet as far as Ratchet could see.]

But don't people only become crazy when they're in the badlands? Or when their glyphs disappear?

[That hand of yours can wait for now.]

[primest]

Yeah, like Unicron doing something. Ask some people about the Pillar! Or don't, because it was awful and a lot of people were traumatized. I'd tell you myself but those murders? Almost died and was unconscious for most of it.

[wow sentinel someone tried to murder you? AMAZING.]

Those are just the ones we're sure about.

[no it's ok it's not like it hurts or anything.]

[neededthat]

[A pillar? That's new.

But Ratchet shakes his head.]

Are there usually signs? Routine occurances that appear when one of these 'big things' happen?

[primest]

[rather cheerfully:] Nope! You might just wake up one day and everyone's eating each other!

Like I said, party planet.

[god he hates it here so much.]

[neededthat]

[He stares at him for a long moment before he snaps himself out of it.

That's terrifying. But Ratchet continues his work.]

Good thing there are medics here.

[primest]

Yeaaaah, one of the medics was one of the ones who changed last time and almost killed me. I think the other got his head torn off?

Red Alert seems to be good at the whole... not dying thing, though.

[unicron, man. what can you do?]

[neededthat]

Red Alert hm?

[He'll remember that for later if need be.

Zap zap.]

There's bound to be at least one medic who isn't affected during these 'events'.

[primest]

Maybe. If there is and it's you, then enjoy the patient line going right out the door.

Especially with all the overzealous idiots who try to get in the way of rampages and whatever else.

[at least death isn't permanent?]

[neededthat]

I'm more than willing to deal with it.

[He says as he puts his laser down. Ratchet takes his fingers carefully and lays them flat on the table as the metal and mesh cool.]

I wouldn't expect anything less from those of whom wish to help their teammates, friends, or even family.

[primest]

Maybe. Most of it is pure idiocy, though. Like, they don't even call for backup and try to talk down someone who's blind with rage.

[IDIOTS, ALL OF YOU.]

[neededthat]

[Ratchet takes a moment to glare up at him.]

What would you do if one of your friends was going stir crazy hm? Would you take your time, calling in for back up, and wait for them to reply, while the situation grows worse?

[primest]

...Yes?

[it's a no brainer for him. then again sentinel doesn't really have any friends he'd do that for. except optimus but optimus isn't here SO.]

Or, I don't know. Enjoy explaining to them when they come around why they're covered in energon and killed a few people.

[neededthat]

[Ratchet frowns tightly but takes his hand again, curling them carefully into a fist.]

Does that hurt at all?

[primest]

[he may have been distracted reading something on his device.]

Wh-- oh. No.

[neededthat]

[Another frown and he takes up his hand, off the table and rolls it away, standing up. He rolls his own chair over to a table to write down some notes.]

You're free to go. [Ratchet says partially over his shoulder.]

[primest]

Great.

Uh. Thanks.

[OLLIES OUTTIE LIKE THE TSUNBOT HE IS]