accidental video

[primest]

[good morning, haven. did you want sentinel screaming obsceneties at this ungodly hour of the morning?

too bad, because he woke up with all his paint stripped off, and he is not happy in the least.]

Are you FRAGGING KIDDING ME?!

[as you can see, he's perfectly capable of orginizing his thoughts about the matter in a coherent way.

looks like the paralyzer blackarachnia used on him hasn't entirely worn off, either. he tries to get off his berth and fell right on his face, down off the screen. graceful as ever, the swearing continues off screen for a few minutes. he also might've fired off the gun he has in his arm a few times.

...and hit himself in the face with the recoil. again. this really isn't his day.]

Comments

[Video]

[glass_secret]

[And here's his favorite snarky princess to make his day even better.]

Is paint being stripped off the robot version of being naked? If so....

Oh God! How indecent! You should be ashamed of yourself!

Re: [Video]

[primest]

What? That doesn't even make any sense!

[he throws his hands up in a 'what the fuck even' gesture.]

I don't even know what "naked" is.

[Video]

[glass_secret]

I means being bear, like the way you are now, Chinchilla.

Re: [Video]

[primest]

Wh- I'm only missing paint, that's hardly bare!

[Video]

[glass_secret]

You're bare of paint though, yes? So in a sense you are naked, which is highly indecent.

Re: [Video]

[primest]

Human, that's not how it works.

Stop talking you're giving me a processor ache.

[Video]

[glass_secret]

Considering you didn't even know what naked meant just a little while ago, how do you know if that's how it works or not?

Good! Mission accomplished!

Re: [Video]

[primest]

Because you're explaining it through a complete stretch! Maybe if I'd had my armour stripped off as well I'd believe you.

[not even gonna respond to that second part.]

[Video]

[glass_secret]

I thought your armor was like skin for you guys. So it would make sense that paint would be like cloths since that's the outer layer.

Re: [Video]

[primest]

No. Don't apply human standards to us.

Just.

No.

[Video]

[glass_secret]

Doing it anyway. [At least for you, Chinchilla.]

Re: [Video]

[primest]

[he just sighs exasperatedly and hangs up.

eat a dick, cindy.]