accidental video

[primest]

[good morning, haven. did you want sentinel screaming obsceneties at this ungodly hour of the morning?

too bad, because he woke up with all his paint stripped off, and he is not happy in the least.]

Are you FRAGGING KIDDING ME?!

[as you can see, he's perfectly capable of orginizing his thoughts about the matter in a coherent way.

looks like the paralyzer blackarachnia used on him hasn't entirely worn off, either. he tries to get off his berth and fell right on his face, down off the screen. graceful as ever, the swearing continues off screen for a few minutes. he also might've fired off the gun he has in his arm a few times.

...and hit himself in the face with the recoil. again. this really isn't his day.]

Comments

[0perator]

For you maybe. Some of us need our beauty rest.

[And someone was up a little too late rifling through junk sensor parts if the pile of bits and pieces in the frame on Alia's video counts.]

[primest]

Why are you complaining at me when you could be taking a nap or something?

[STUPID ORGANICS!!!]

[0perator]

'Cause you're the one woke me up, buckethead!

[Stupid too-tall Cybertronians!]

[primest]

Roll over and go back to sleep then, idiot.

[good christ you're not very smart, are you.]

[0perator]

Only if you're done screamin' like it's a combat alert!

[Says the doofus who was hitting himself not two minutes ago.]

[primest]

Hey, someone broke into my room and paralyzed me. That's a combat alert!

...For me, anyway.

[HE DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO BROADCAST THIS :T!!!!]

[0perator]

Well looks like you got off light. Just your dignity.

[She crosses her arms and snorts. He probably wasn't even using that.]

[primest]

Oh, yeah. I'm not worried about the fact someone broke in, filled me up with a paralyzing agent then stripped all my paint at all.

[not really, no.]

[0perator]

[Sigh she really needs to stop being civil to people.]

Do you have any sensor logs? Of any sort?

[primest]

Of course. Except they're completely blank because of the whole paralysis thing.

[0perator]

Paralysis shouldn't have blocked your passive scans unless something else was going on... I can analyze it and see if I can't figure out your attacker if you like. If you ask nicely.

[primest]

[if robots could be red with rage, sentinel would currently be beetroot.]

Please do your analysis. So I can find out who did it. Then arrest them for breaking and entering.

[0perator]

Sure sure. Transmit my way and I'll have a look. If your scanners were tampered with, I'll be able to trace the cause, so that might be something too.

[She almost wants to see him try to arrest the prankster, though. Oh well better do a good job then.]

[primest]

[zoop there's everything you need, without another word.

B( he's good at his job.]

[0perator]

[Give it a couple hours, and then Sentinel gets a wonderful chunk of compressed data in his communicator. It's a thorough analysis-- with a bit of luck he should have enough data to track down the prankster.]

((Up to you and Arachnia-mun, of course, as to how useful all that was.))

discussed this with BA-mun and such

[primest]

[so, it shows that the point of injection was the shoulder, and the being that stripped his paint was small.

great. that's almost useless.]

I'll just arrest everyone under a certain height, how does that sound.

[he's being sarcastic, but actually really does want to do it. alas, he would never be able to.]

[0perator]

It's called investigating, big boy. I think you have enough to start narrowing suspects.

[Hey, there's got to be only so many people with the right level of technical expertise in that particular height range.. but Alia's not feeling that nice.]

[primest]

Yeah, I was joking, idiot. That's the next step.

[wow nice thanks a bunch a+ he's not even gonna mention your help when he captures whoever did this!!!]

[0perator]

Yeah, yeah. Just save bellowing about it again for a sane hour.

[primest]

Mmmmmmmm no. I'll bellow whenever I want, thanks.