accidental video

[primest]

[good morning, haven. did you want sentinel screaming obsceneties at this ungodly hour of the morning?

too bad, because he woke up with all his paint stripped off, and he is not happy in the least.]

Are you FRAGGING KIDDING ME?!

[as you can see, he's perfectly capable of orginizing his thoughts about the matter in a coherent way.

looks like the paralyzer blackarachnia used on him hasn't entirely worn off, either. he tries to get off his berth and fell right on his face, down off the screen. graceful as ever, the swearing continues off screen for a few minutes. he also might've fired off the gun he has in his arm a few times.

...and hit himself in the face with the recoil. again. this really isn't his day.]

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[calibrates_big_guns]

[Turian expressions are different enough from those of Cybertronians and humans that unless someone has enough experience around them, it's hard to tell what a turian's expression means. But this is just a straight up smirk.]

Looks like someone's made a bit of a mess.

video reply even if it wasn't originally video :T

[primest]

Wow, do you working forensics or something?

Hey while you're putting your amazing observation skills to work, d'you think you could go outside and tell me what colour the sky is?

[it's gotten to the point where he's so angry he doesn't even know how to react anymore.]

[Video] It was meant to be ^_^;

[calibrates_big_guns]

[It's called snark. Look it up you self-important prick.]

Actually, I was a police investigator for years. I might be able to tell you a few things about this, but, well, I guess my time's better spent elsewhere ...

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[primest]

[he will bitch your weird dinosaur ears off mother fucker don't you even--]

Right, I'm sure an organic could help me so much with this.

[there's a very strong, nonverbal 'fuck off' in there.]

[Video]

[calibrates_big_guns]

[Bring it on you pompous metallic bastard.]

I'm pretty sure I can tell you a few things.

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[primest]

[UGH it thinks it's funny.]

Go on, then. I'll be impressed if you can tell me something I haven't already figured out.

[Video]

[calibrates_big_guns]

Firstly, the fact that you're still alive means that whoever did this isn't trying to hurt you. If they had any intention of taking you out, they'd have done it while you were out. Instead, they just stripped the paint off of you. My guess is they're getting back at you for doing something that rubbed them the wrong way.

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[primest]

Wow, that's incredible!

[he taps his chin thoughtfully.]

Wait, no. The other thing; stupid. I said something I didn't know, genius.

[Video]

[calibrates_big_guns]

You just hit yourself in the face with your own gun. You're not really allowed to insult anyone else's intelligence.

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[primest]

It's new, ok?!

Besides, if you're going to resort to petty insults instead of helping you might as well just frag off.

[Video]

[calibrates_big_guns]

I'm tempted. Still, if someone's doing this kind of thing, I'd rather be on top of it. Don't suppose you know anyone who you might have gotten on the wrong side of?

[Might not narrow down the list given this guy's sparkling personality ...]

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[primest]

I don't know! Maybe one of the Decepticons?

[AUTOBOTS DO NO WROOONG]

[Video]

[calibrates_big_guns]

And there's one of them who'd rather do this than just kill you outright?

Re: [Video]

[primest]

They're Decepticons, who knows what goes through those fragged up processors of theirs?!