accidental video

[primest]

[good morning, haven. did you want sentinel screaming obsceneties at this ungodly hour of the morning?

too bad, because he woke up with all his paint stripped off, and he is not happy in the least.]

Are you FRAGGING KIDDING ME?!

[as you can see, he's perfectly capable of orginizing his thoughts about the matter in a coherent way.

looks like the paralyzer blackarachnia used on him hasn't entirely worn off, either. he tries to get off his berth and fell right on his face, down off the screen. graceful as ever, the swearing continues off screen for a few minutes. he also might've fired off the gun he has in his arm a few times.

...and hit himself in the face with the recoil. again. this really isn't his day.]

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[primest]

[he is a robot ulcer.

but hey, he's not a teenage girl so he'll be fine. probably.] Hey, I can self serve most of the time. I'm just assuming you wouldn't appreciate me punching you and stealing all your paint.

[nope, didn't even pick up on the hole he just dug himself into.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out has the right medicine for that. He's a medic after all.]

Self serving isn't as much fun as this. [He gives Sentinel's arm a long, soft caress with the clay. He's cleaning, of course, just that.] I would not appreciate it and I would also make you pay for it.

[So innocent sometimes.]

[primest]

[HELLOOOOO NURSE.]

Not- that kind of self serving you idiot. [do it as softly as you want, bro - you're not getting a reaction.]

You know what I meant.

[deadlydoctor]

[>3]

Oh? What kind do you think I meant? [He looks at Sentinel with optics wide, all innocence.]

No, no I don't.

[primest]

[flat monotone:] What a shame, you must be stupider than I'd originally pegged you as.

[sentinel's gonna go to whap ko upside the head with his free hand. not hard, just in a "fuck you" motion.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out would be more offended if he didn't knew how Sentinel usually behaves.

He's not all annoyed but the grip on Sentinel's wrist tightens. There's a bright spark of red in the medic's optics.]

Careful there.

[primest]

[yeah, watch him care. you'd never do anything to him in a public medbay.]

I slipped.

[deadlydoctor]

[In a public medbay that he owns? He can do many things with people watching, you would be surprised.]

It's okay. [He moves his hand over Sentinel's arm again but this time his claw-like finger leave a long scratch in the inside of the forearm.] Accidents happen.

[primest]

[try it motherfucker he'll put his fist through your face.]

Oh, yeah. Like trusting you. Or, y'know. Mistakes. Same thing.

[deadlydoctor]

[Not before he paralyzes you, bro.]

One day that big chi..oh sorry, mouth of yours will get you into trouble Sentinel. [Knock Out calmly inspect his nails before speaking again.]

Turn, I need to clean your back.

[primest]

[he scowls but complies.]

I'd take that as a threat if I could be bothered.

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out roll his eyes and shakes his head, back to being amused. He starts to work.]

Remind me again how did you become prime in your own world. It sure wasn't because of your sweet talking to the masses.

[primest]

[he's gonna punch himself in the face if he ends up leaning into it.]

Through military accomplishments. I don't give a slag what the general populace thinks of me.

[he does, but he's really angry right now ok.]

[deadlydoctor]

[You never know. Knock Out is very good at what he's doing, he has a lot of practice.]

So you had fought in the War. Who cares about them anyway? People always have something to criticize.

[primest]

[uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

I was... sparked after it. [cough.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Scrubs, scrubs, scrubs, brushu, brushu brushu....Enjoying yourself much, Sentinel?]

Lucky you then. I wasn't that lucky.

[primest]

[he would be, if he wasn't still really fucking angry and being stripped in the first place.]

That's a shame.

[look at all the fucks he gives LOOK AT THEM.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Your sarcasm is wasted on him, sentinel. He's used to it. It's like talking with Starscream again.]

Yes, it is. Not many mechs in my universe lived your sheltered life. [He starts to work on sentinel's shoulder, putting special attention on the joins.] Only Smokescreen did, I believe...

[primest]

Sh- I'm not sheltered! Just because I don't have crippling ptsd doesn't mean we didn't have slag to deal with after it was done!

[maybe nothing as bad, but.]

[deadlydoctor]

I don't have PTSD either. [You gotta get into combat for that and Knock out's was smarten than to go and do it.]

What happened once war was over? [Genuinely curious now, as he works on Sentinel's nape.]

[primest]

[well, he WAS megatron's medic. one would assume that's quite traumatic in its own way.]

Everything went back to normal, what do you think? Cybertron was repopulated and repaired back to pre-war state.

[deadlydoctor]

[Oh well..yes there is that, yes. Also Knock Out has problems with trains but that's a story for another day.]

No, I mean...who ended in charge? Did something change at all?

[primest]

[a hilarious story.]

Autobots. Because they- we won.

[deadlydoctor]

[Shut up or you end beheaded again.]

So, no because they were who deserved it more? [Knock Out's smirking behind Sentinel, he can probably feel it.] History is always written by the victors. But I'm not complaining, autobot at all. [IN CASE YOU FORGOT HE'S ONE NOW TOO.]

[primest]

[hey man he doesn't even know about that.]

The Decepticons were pardoned for their crimes in exchange for being exiled. They got off easy.

[yeah he's just... assuming you're joking, there.]