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[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

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[thxforthememories]

I don't know. No one seems to know.

It just... happens.

[As frustrating as it is.]

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[badboybikerbot]

Oh my God. This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. If it's kind of a common thing around here, don't you think someone would have figured it out by now?

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[thxforthememories]

We've tried. Lots of others have tried. I've...

[Tried protecting you all by binding myself to a robot god I'm not even sure I trust anymore]

... been listening to the results. There's nothing.

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[badboybikerbot]

Well that's just great. Because being paranoid about something on top of everything else is just. Awesome.

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[thxforthememories]

It could be worse.

We could be dead. Permanently.

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[badboybikerbot]

[Yeah wouldn't that suck- ooohhhhh.]

Eesh. Are you always this creepy?

I mean yeah that's a valid point, but God. How morbid.

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[thxforthememories]

I would blame this place. For that. For a lot of things.

[He shrugs a little.]

I'll bring you gasoline.

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[badboybikerbot]

Great, can't wait to settle in.

[sssigh oh well. Such is life.]

Yeah. Thanks again.

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[thxforthememories]

Just... be careful.

We don't want to lose another.

[brb just gonna fly this gas over to you, sir.]

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[badboybikerbot]

Man, you gotta stop being creepy.

[YUP JUST GONNA WAIT HERE and look around for Gunbike maybe.]

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[thxforthememories]

Hm. That hasn't changed. You still think I'm "creepy".

[That's not a good thing, Kagebird.]

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[badboybikerbot]

Y'think maybe there's a reason for that?

[clearly previous gunmax knew what he was talking about]

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[thxforthememories]

Your character judgment skills?

[WAS THAT A JOKE.]

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[badboybikerbot]

[WOW CREEPY MADE A FUNNY. A totally unexpected funny.]

You know what, we'll go with that!

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[thxforthememories]

That's fine.

... which temple are you in?

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[badboybikerbot]

Great, there's more of these?

Mega something-or-other. I think. I might not have been paying attention.

[Because he was pissed off.]

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[thxforthememories]

There are a lot of them.

I know where that is. The dangerous temple.

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[badboybikerbot]

Oh good, they dumped me in the dangerous temple. Wow, that was so thoughtful of them!

[not that he's seen anything really dangerous but hey, he likes complaining]

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[thxforthememories]

Isn't it?

If you do meet him... if he is still here... don't trust the one called Megatronus.

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[badboybikerbot]

Oh, you don't have to worry about that.

[He trusts like five people okay challenge accepted]

Just out of curiosity, why do you say that?

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[thxforthememories]

Good.

Because... he is the one who released the creature that killed McCrane.

[And Kagerou himself, but hey, no sense in tossing that out on the table yet.]

We had it locked up. Contained. Megatronus released it for no logical reason.

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[badboybikerbot]

Geez. Is everyone just prone to death around here or what?

[he doesn't sound as concerned as he actually is, but wow that's a real piss off right there.]

Sounds like a real winner. Wonder how I ended up in his neck of the woods.

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[thxforthememories]

Those on the police force seem to be.

[He is deadpan serious.]

I'm not sure either. But it is what it is.

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[badboybikerbot]

Sounds promising.

[nnnnnope]

Ah well. Guess I'll just roll with whatever happens.

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[thxforthememories]

Seems right, for you.

I'm nearly to your position.