[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

[see, now he's wishing he'd stuck to audio only.]

If that is what you want to. I'm not the one who will drug you and pull your insides out, however.

voice

[badboybikerbot]

So you really do have mad scientists?

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Oh, yes! Ratchet is by far the worst!

[HAHA WHAT IS THIS.]

voice

[badboybikerbot]

What kinda mad scientist is named Ratchet?

[I. DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT]

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Maybe a stroke of irony? Don't let him near you, he'll drug you and pull out your insides!

[ratchet's ham fisted attempt at freaking gunmax out?]

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

How do you drug a robot, anyway?

[AH HAH i see now it is all clear to me]

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

He's a medical genius, do you really want an explanation?

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Yes.

Yes I do.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

[well, now he's going to start talking about the various ways to make a robot unconscious.

quite graphically, too!]

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

[YEEEEP THAT'S JUST FULL OF LOVELY MENTAL IMAGES]

You know what, on second thought, nevermind.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Do tell me which method Ratchet uses on you!

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

You assume I'm going to let anyone mess with me.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

You can ingest energon, then?

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Hey. I'll get to it when I get to it.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

I hear starving to death is fun.

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

[uuugh]

Look, who are you, anyway? You're starting to get on my nerves.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

I'm bored.

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

That's an unfortunate name.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

I know! Every time I introduce myself people get all offended!

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Aww, your life must be so hard. I bet you don't have any friends, either. Tough break, baby.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Oh, once again my efforts have been foiled! Curse this name of mine.

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Yeaaah, you might wanna look into changing it. Just throwing that out there.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

Just for you.

Re: voice

[badboybikerbot]

Aw. I feel so special right now.

Re: voice

[letmefixyou]

This is going to be a beautiful friendship.

[sorry, bro. he likes you. which is worse than him hating you.]