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brave police: j-decker | gunmax

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[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

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That's for you to figure out, pops.

[LITERALLY THE MOST HELPFUL ROBOT EVER.]

P-Pops...

[JUST. WHAT. Damn whipper snappers.]

You're worse than Sentinel... But fine. Have it your way.

Ah man, I bet I'd be offended if I knew who that was!

Well? I'm waiting.

W-What? Right now?

[Geez, don't put him on the spot like that. He fidgets and looks around the lab he's in.

He soon takes up a vial of green liquid.]

I've been working on a synthetic power source, in order to fuel cybertronians in place of natural resources!

Are you really, though? How do I know what that is? I'm not from around here, remember?

I can't give it to you! You... have a different engine from what I gather. You run on gasoline.

Not energon, as of right now anyways.

Well, you got that right. Apparently I need some kinda upgrade.

That's correct.

There's an abundance of energon on this planet. That's what fuels robotic life here.

So I've been told.

So you're the guy, huh? Mister Upgrade?

Yes, that's correct.

However, I don't remember... doing the upgrade. I had my... memory wiped from being here. Twice before.

Ah.

Well, guess I'm screwed.

I'll be able to do it.

I just hope you don't mind being put into stasis for a few hours. Five at the most.

[He'd have to make sure everything works correctly. Plus, you guys are smaller than most bots here.]

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I mind a lot, actually. Sounds like it's unavoidable if I wanna continue functioning while I'm here though, huh.

If you'd like, we can schedule a time for the upgrade.

I don't know exactly where you'd be able to find gasoline for the time being, however...

I'm good for a bit, I just refueled. So whenever, I guess, I'm probably more flexible than you are.

I'm bringin' someone to watch.

[because he still doesn't trust you ok >8U]

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Hey hey! I can verify the Ratchet you're tellin' to prove it is the good one.

[Mostly, just don't piss him off, or get him on Synthen.]

[Did you say something because Gunmax is distracted]

Jesus, is that a chin? Does it shoot rockets or something!?

Yeah, it is. But that ain't the point. and got nothing to do with it.

Look, it's great that you're stickin' up for your buddy and all, but I don't know you either, do it doesn't tell me crap.

[Okay, he's got a point.]

I just know that the Ratchet I know doesn't dissect people while they're awake. He can be a grump, [HE MEANS THAT IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE, RATCHET] but he ain't that bad.

He's a medic who does his best to fix ya, not make things worse.

Well I would hope a guy calling himself a medic wouldn't deliberately make things worse.

Then don't trust that other Ratchet, trust this one.

The other one was takin' apart acolytes when he showed up here.

Geez. Sounds like that guy has a few screws loose.

I'd say more than just a few, but yeah.

The...good Ratchet and me are from the same world. We're on the same team and he's the team's medic. [Ready for possible brain breakage?] I've known him for decades.

There's others from my world here, and others here, that've know him before, that could confirm how he is.

[He's doing his best to defend his Ratchet against this crazy one, can you tell?]

[Gunmax totally listened to all of that and he IS actually taking it seriously since this is all kind of a big deal, but something's bugging him.]

There's got to be something better that we can call him than good Ratchet.

[you're doing a great job captain chin]

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