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[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

That's the attitude. They are gone by the way, they left not so long ago. Now we are on or own if something attack us again.

Depends. Do you enjoy violence?

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Oh goody, that sure was thoughtful of them.

I wouldn't say I enjoy it, but I was kinda built for fighting.

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Technically they are fighting Unicron on their own way as well.

Then you will fit here perfectly.

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

What do you mean technically? They're either fighting this thing or they aren't.

Oh boy, just keep piling on the good news, buddy. I've always wanted to fit in on a giant robot battle planet that's run by giant robot demigods.

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

I mean that they told us that but how are we supposed to know what is happening for real? They could be death already for all I know.

Don't forget the monsters and occasional epidemic. A true dream come true.

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

So really, they're no more impressive than anyone else around here.

See, monsters I get, but how the hell do robots get sick?

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Not as much as they think but Solus sure is an impressive lady. [A quite sexy one at that.]

We are not 'robots', we are autonomous robotic organism. There's a huge difference. We can get sick like any other living creature.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Impressive how?

Okay, so you're fancy robots. Whatever.

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Big, strong looking, with a nice defined frame...[She's hot, okay? Knock Out is a big rack sort of mech.]

No one made us, we are not robots we are aliens.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Oh, so just her appearance is impressive. Gotcha.

So you're saying that you entire race of alien not-robots just blinked into existence one day? Sure.

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Her appearance is the first thing you see but she's actually pretty smart and resourceful. A bit too serious but all the FirstForged are like that.

No, silly. Primus made us. Did you mess the memo about him and Unicron?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Sounds like a party.

[no they sound boring]

Someone mighta mentioned it. Don't really give a crap.

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

You have no idea.

[Your sarcasm is wasted on knock Out, bro, he lives of it.]

It's only relevant when he's attacking us, you will notice when the time comes.

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Right. I think I'll just take your word for it.