Video~!

[0perator]

[Why hello yes that is an Alia wearing a face-eating pair of heart-shaped shutter shades and a very glittery pink feather boa. She grins into the video feed.]

Greetings, Haven!

[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]

Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!

Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!

[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.

[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures of random people around Haven the best match according to that very scientific matchmaking algorithm. Feel free to find yours and thank them.]

Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.

Comments

video

[primest]

Seriously?

[guess who ignored the card!]

[Video]

[0perator]

Do you doubt my intentions or something?

[Alia. Alia you are terrible at keeping a straight face today.]

Re: [Video]

[primest]

Your intentions are pointless.

[how do you into love?????]

[0perator]

Love and peace is never pointless~!

[primest]

Peace, maybe not. Love like... this is a waste of time.

[what do you mean "bitter"?]

[0perator]

Awwwww, did you never get a valentine when you were littler? I can send you more~!

[primest]

Valentine's Day isn't a thing on Cybertron.

[or, if it was then he just never got any. rly sad.] Don't mess up the hallway with more trash.

[0perator]

Tokens of affection are never trash, sir.

[Awwwwwwww somebody's gonna get another bunch of inappropriate cards later!]

[primest]

Except they are?

[ugh people being happy makes him feel ill.]

[0perator]

See, this is why you don't get dates.

[Boo hoo chin-boy.]

[primest]

I don't want or need a "date".

[being allergic to fun is really hard to deal with hdu]

[deadlydoctor]

You didn't like yours?

[He picked it specially for you.]

[primest]

[the look he is giving you right now could kill a puppy.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out smiles, all innocence.]

We put all our spark into those cads, Sentinel. Feel the love in the air.

[primest]

Something must be wrong with Vector's sector, cause all I'm feeling is anger.

[also a tiny smidgen of embarrassment.]

[deadlydoctor]

Odd, that usually only happens in Megatronus's sector. Maybe you were supposed to be one of his followers instead.

[Only a tiny one?]

[primest]

I don't want to be associated with anything named "Megatron".

[ONLY A TINY ONE because it's from ko oh no.]

[deadlydoctor]

And I didn't want to deal with Magnus complaining about me being the strangest Autobot he's ever seen but it still happened back home. Some things are inevitable.

[It was a lovely card and you know you enjoyed it a lot, silly mech.]

[primest]

It's Magnus, complaining is like half his job. You don't even know what he's like until he bounces back a ten page report because of one tiny typo he could've easily fixed himself.

[oops got a bit carried away there.

sentinel didn't even look at who sent it.]

[deadlydoctor]

Oh, don’t remind me of that. He spent a whole day lecturing me about the Autobot code; I liked him more when he was almost comatose.

[And there they go, bonding over how much they hate certain things.

Sentinel should totally look.]

[primest]

[SNORT.] Right?

[who would it be from anyway]

[deadlydoctor]

Yeah. Him and and Arcee...insufferable.

[Knock out, d'uh.]

[primest]

Who?

[wow way to get his hopes up until he saw this was a joke!!]

[deadlydoctor]

Arcee. She’s small, a fembot, turns into a bicycle…rings any bell? Not the pink one we have here, the blue one from my world. She’s Wheeljack new girlfriend, I think.

[Maybe it's not a joke~]

[primest]

No and I can't say I really care. Guess we'll know if she turns up, though. Those types never stay quiet for long.

[sentinel you are that type.]