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re_alignment2014-02-13 03:02 pm
0perator) wrote in re_alignment2014-02-13 03:02 pm
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Video~!
[Why hello yes that is an Alia wearing a face-eating pair of heart-shaped shutter shades and a very glittery pink feather boa. She grins into the video feed.]
Greetings, Haven!
[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]
Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!
Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!
[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.
[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures ofrandom people around Haven the best match according to that very scientific matchmaking algorithm. Feel free to find yours and thank them.]
Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.
Greetings, Haven!
[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]
Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!
Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!
[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.
[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures of
Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.
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Read the last line again while tilting your head. It should be clearer then.
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[ there's a sigh and you can even see that he's doing as instructed. then it dawns on him and you can't quite see that he's rolling his optics with a groan, but he is. ]
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I<3u.
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[ and he just has a hand over his face. shaking his helm. ]
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[Knock Out chuckles at that.] Relax, Starscream. It's supposed to be a happy day.
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[ at least it's not a scolding tone yes? ]
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[ okay, he is a little amused there. ]
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You are the special one~
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[ feeling uncomfortable~ ]
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[ and not flirty. ]
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[Sorry, forever flirty. Let him shower you with praise.]
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[ so how can they be warranted? ]
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You haven't tried to boss people around, kill anybody or defeat Megatron.
[That deserves praise in his opinion, considering that you are named Starscream.]
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[ but only briefly and sorry, KO. this is just not something that is likely to compute at the moment. ]
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Many people here seems to have doubles in other universes. Except me, that's it. [It's really weird. Knock Out must really be one of a kind.]
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[ by Cliffjumper, of course. that guy doesn't trust them even if he's been with a set of Decepticons. weirdo. ]
Perhaps you are simply... Unique.
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There's a smile.] For better or worse.
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[ and maybe one ex-Con, but the jury is still out on that. ]
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