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[letmefixyou]

I have a problem.

Are you police force morons willing to help or have you abandoned all your morals along with civility?

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[loyalflier]

I know I will regret this...

What is the problem.

[letmefixyou]

Apart from Unicron's impending arrival?
Why don't you come to my cell and find out? I cannot be bothered explaining myself multiple times to you people.

[loyalflier]

I trust you as far as I can throw you, Ratchet.

Name one good reason I should venture down there.

[letmefixyou]

Well, I have energon crystals I could probably use to blow up most of this building if I really wanted to, for one.

[loyalflier]

Then why don't you?

[letmefixyou]

Are you suggesting I escape, killing anyone who gets in my way?
Starscream. Honestly.

[look he needs people to come to him so he can drag them to the badlands, ok.]

[loyalflier]

I am merely saying if escape was all that you were concerned with, you would have done so already.

[ YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING. ]

[letmefixyou]

If it'll make you feel any better, I'm starting the process now.
Maybe if I shout enough, a guard'll come by and I can take some of their internals to make it easier.
Thank you for your help, Starscream.

[loyalflier]

They will just hunt you down again, Ratchet.

[ damn it. now he's going to have to go. ]

[letmefixyou]

Then I'll break out.
Again.
It's almost sad.

[loyalflier]

I'll ensure it doesn't happen again.

[ even if he has to, like, limb you. B( ]

[letmefixyou]

Yes, you've done so well so far. I'm sure Megatron is proud.

[loyalflier]

I am thankful that Megatron is so benevolent as to forgive minor slips in logic.

[letmefixyou]

I have no interest in your relationship with Megatron.
Or how physical it may be.

[UGH GAGS]

[loyalflier]

What!? No. It's nothing like that!

[letmefixyou]

Once again: I don't care.

[loyalflier]

[ THEN DON'T BRING IT UP!

whatever, though. he's GOING TO BE LEAVING AND ARRIVING SOON. contain yourself until that time, would you? ]

[letmefixyou]

[HE'LL BE THERE. sitting casually and fiddling with the black energon.]

[loyalflier]

[ and, you know, the responsible Decepticon here is going to show up.

pull up a chair.

and stare you the fuq down. ]

[letmefixyou]

[HE'LL JUST STARE, UNBLINKING, RIGHT BACK MOTHERFUCKER.]

[loyalflier]

[ crossing arms. STERN LOOKS. ]

Now you have me here. What did you want.

[letmefixyou]

[he holds up the black energon and waves it slightly.]

You're a scientist, aren't you?

[loyalflier]

[ wary! ]

Of course...

[letmefixyou]

[SO YOU SHOULD BE. ratchet breaks a chunk off the crystal and tosses it through the bars.]

What do you think?

[loyalflier]

[ NOPE. NOT PICKING IT UP. ]

I think someone should remove it from your person.