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[letmefixyou]

I have a problem.

Are you police force morons willing to help or have you abandoned all your morals along with civility?

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[thxforthememories]

[Thank goodness for Acolytes who can text for you when you're incorporeal.]

Why do YOU deserve help?

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[letmefixyou]

[ratchet saw that broadcast from shadowmaru. it gave him a good laugh.]

This message was intended for one of the more intelligent members. Not... whatever you are.

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[thxforthememories]

Whatever happened to you, you deserve.

Don't waste our time by begging.

[Thank goodness this is text so he can seethe silently behind the words.]

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[letmefixyou]

[people who take his obvious bait are his favourite kinds.]

This is hardly begging. It's a simple request.
I'm sure your lesser processor can compute that, at least.

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[needlefingers]

Aaand what exactly is the problem?

Definitely not offering to help, but I'm somewhat curious.

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[letmefixyou]

A black chunk of energon appeared in my cell. I would like someone to remove it, seeing as I cannot dispose of it myself.
Call it a hunch but something tells me you would not approve of any attempts to re-purpose it into an explosive.

[or the blunt force trauma from his clubbing anyone who comes to see what all this is about with it.]

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[needlefingers]

I'll take care of it.

No attacking me though. You'll regret it.

[Not that you can attack your brainwasher, but Chromedome feels like he should say it anyway.]

[loyalflier]

I know I will regret this...

What is the problem.

[letmefixyou]

Apart from Unicron's impending arrival?
Why don't you come to my cell and find out? I cannot be bothered explaining myself multiple times to you people.

[loyalflier]

I trust you as far as I can throw you, Ratchet.

Name one good reason I should venture down there.

[nobody_number_8]

I'd love to help you, Your Craziness, but unfortunately, I've kinda got problems of my own right now.

[Sarcasm, thy name is Axel.]

[letmefixyou]

I don't care.

[nobody_number_8]

Well, that makes two of us, then, doesn't it?

[raceme]

Yes, you definitely have a problem.

[/snaps fingers in Z formation.]

[letmefixyou]

I'd already established that.
Putting those detective skills to use, I see.

[raceme]

I mean, besides your current problem. But I didn't expect you to have the wits to realize that.

What is it now? Color me curious.

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[originaldragoon]

I would think the ones without morals would be the only ones willing to help one such as you.

But am curious what your so called problem is.

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[letmefixyou]

A black chunk of energon has appeared in my cell.
You can come and remove it, or I will turn it into an explosive and destroy this entire building.
Those are your options.

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[originaldragoon]

Lovely, just what we need...

I will be down to retrieve it.

[And taking her dragoon spirit and sword with her in case he tries anything funny. At least she's still invisible. Of course, she doesn't realize that black energon will make her visible again.]

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[nobirds]

assuming anyone's competency in this place? my, you must be desperate.

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[letmefixyou]

I don't need competance.
Just bodies.

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[nobirds]

and you have a creative way of going about getting them.
tell me, have you snagged any?

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[badboybikerbot]

Try that again, only this time ask nicely.

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[letmefixyou]

Come and remove the chunk of energon in my cell before I use it to destroy the entire building.

Please.

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[badboybikerbot]

That's better.

How the hell did that get in there?