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[letmefixyou]

I have a problem.

Are you police force morons willing to help or have you abandoned all your morals along with civility?

Comments

[nobody_number_8]

How nice for you. There must be so much to do in a jail cell. Which explains why you're pestering random people over the link.

[letmefixyou]

I asked for help, moron.

[nobody_number_8]

Hey, I didn't say what you were pestering them for, now did I?

But honestly, I don't think you're going to find many people around here willing to help you, unless you mean help you off this mortal coil. You haven't exactly endeared yourself to the locals, in case you haven't noticed.

[letmefixyou]

They'd still be coming to my cell.

[nobody_number_8]

Which, again, makes me think you're just bored and looking for something to amuse yourself.

[letmefixyou]

You're almost smart, well done.
No, I just need something removed.

[nobody_number_8]

Oh, well that's different then. I imagine there's a lot of things people would be happy to remove from you. Most of them body parts.

[letmefixyou]

How entirely predictable and dull.

[nobody_number_8]

You're not exactly comedy gold yourself. But given that this is a free show, neither of us can say we didn't get what we paid for.

[letmefixyou]

I see.

[nobody_number_8]

I'm sure you do.

[It's actually kind of hard to tell whether Axel is being serious or not, there. But he has kind of forgotten where they were going with this, if anywhere at all.]