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[letmefixyou]

I have a problem.

Are you police force morons willing to help or have you abandoned all your morals along with civility?

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[letmefixyou]

Not yet.
A few of them are still travelling to the holding cells.
We'll have to see when this problem is solved.

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[nobirds]

oh. well. let me know how that pans out for you. i'm looking for some more methods. while i do like our visits, i'm looking into variety.

you know, for science.

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[letmefixyou]

Of course.
How are your new hands working out?

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[nobirds]

Flawlessly.

You should see them.

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[letmefixyou]

Why don't you come down to my cell and show me?

[IS HE JOKING OR IS HE SERIOUS]

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[nobirds]

I'd love to.

But I'm a little tied up at the moment. Some people need bodies more than others and all, let me tell you.

At least you have people on the way, I'm here with an empty building.

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[letmefixyou]

We need to work on your people skills.
Or just enrage them enough to come charging into your lab in a fit of self righteous rage.
Either works.

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[nobirds]

i have excellent people skills. i just lack neccesary people.

though self righteous rage, that sounds like a perfect plan. especially if we're all as petty as they are back on Earth.



oh wait.

they are.


ive been doing it wrong this whole time.

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[letmefixyou]

They all follow similar patterns.
The AIs would probably be easiest.

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[nobirds]

That's rude.

Though humans did fashion us after themselves, though.

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[letmefixyou]

Not you.
The stupider ones.
That can't do anything without someone holding their servo constantly.

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[nobirds]

It's not their fault they're stupid, you know.

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[letmefixyou]

They seem to be capable of learning new concepts, but entirely unwilling.
That constitutes stupidity and willful ignorance.