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[letmefixyou]

I have a problem.

Are you police force morons willing to help or have you abandoned all your morals along with civility?

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[thxforthememories]

Jealousy.

If you're so convinced I'm not capable of being alive, why would you assume I feel jealousy.

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[letmefixyou]

The same reason I'm shocked you fall for the most obvious bait, obviously.
I keep thinking as a police officer you'd be wary of suspects who lie, cheat and steal.
How disappointing.

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[thxforthememories]

I want you locked away forever! That's more than "being wary".

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[letmefixyou]

Far more than being wary. It's extended into a petulant, childish tantrum!

[maybe if he tries hard enough, he can goad this idiot into coming down to his cell.]

Well, and being a repulsive failure of anything even resembling a police officer. That would be more for Prowl to decide, however.

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[thxforthememories]

Make up your mind. Machines can't tantrum. Either you think I'm capable of emotion, or you don't. It can't be both!

I don't have anything to prove to Prowl.

[Even if he did go down there right now, he'd just ghost right on through.]

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[letmefixyou]

Of course you're capable of emotion. It's just not real.
It's almost sad, really. If it wasn't so funny.

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[thxforthememories]

That doesn't make any sense!

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[letmefixyou]

I'm saying I think your poorly emulated emotions are hilarious.
Because they're not real.
But you think they are.

[GUESS HOW WIDE HIS SHIT EATING GRIN IS RIGHT NOW]

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[thxforthememories]

You're going to rot away in that cell!

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[letmefixyou]

This is why you're my favourite.

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[thxforthememories]

I don't care.

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[letmefixyou]

You seem like you do.

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[thxforthememories]

It's hatred, nothing more.

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[letmefixyou]

Yet you keep replying to me.
Keep trying to prove yourself as better, I'm sure eventually you'll get it right.

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[thxforthememories]

I know I'm better.

I'm not afraid to show it.

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[letmefixyou]

Of course not, what would you call this asinine chest beating?

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[thxforthememories]

Not chest beating.

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[letmefixyou]

That's exactly what it is.

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[thxforthememories]

It's nothing like that.

[I'm not pounding my chest what the hell.]

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[letmefixyou]

[...honey, no.]

Maybe if you keep saying "I'm better!", it'll come true eventually.

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[thxforthememories]

It is.

I'm not the one locked up. That means something.

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[letmefixyou]

What an outdated world view.
You should stop by one of the medics and ask for a processor upgrade.

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[thxforthememories]

No.

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[letmefixyou]

This unwillingness to adapt is what makes you obsolete.

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[thxforthememories]

I don't have to adapt to your reality.

Not when it's so twisted.