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[letmefixyou]

I have a problem.

Are you police force morons willing to help or have you abandoned all your morals along with civility?

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[badboybikerbot]

Try that again, only this time ask nicely.

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[letmefixyou]

Come and remove the chunk of energon in my cell before I use it to destroy the entire building.

Please.

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[badboybikerbot]

That's better.

How the hell did that get in there?

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[letmefixyou]

I believe it very conveniently rolled in through the bars.
Then I started hearing voices telling me to sacrifice everyone to Unicron.

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[badboybikerbot]

Cool, possessed energon. Great.

We'll take care of it. Try not to get possessed by demons in the meantime.

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[letmefixyou]

Quite.
Bring someone disposable. You won't want to be touching it for too long.

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[badboybikerbot]

We don't have anyone that's disposable.

So what happens when someone touches it, then.

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[letmefixyou]

Incorrect.
Why don't you come and find out?

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[badboybikerbot]

Think I'm wrong, huh? Fine, I'll bite, how about you tell me who's disposable.

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[letmefixyou]

If you want to get technical, death being non-permanent here means we all are.

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[badboybikerbot]

Uh huh. Then why mention bringing someone "disposable" in the first place? Didn't think that one all the way though, did you.

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[letmefixyou]

I could've been obnoxious and said one of those AI units.

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[badboybikerbot]

Not a fan of AI's, huh. What's wrong, did an AI unit kick your puppy?

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[letmefixyou]

I said "if I wanted to be obnoxious."
I have no real issue with the AIs here - I had been working closely with one before being imprisoned.

[ain't nobody got time for petty quarrels like that]

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[badboybikerbot]

See, but you were already being obnoxious when you decided that everyone was expendable. Hell, your initial message was obnoxious.

You're obnoxious. You're just going to have to live with it.

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[letmefixyou]

Better to think of everyone as equally expendable than one particular group, no?

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[badboybikerbot]

Fair enough, can't argue with that. You're still obnoxious though.

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[letmefixyou]

I think I can live with that.

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[badboybikerbot]

Whatever.

Anyone come down there yet?

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[letmefixyou]

No.
If you're worried, however, there are a few guards milling around their posts.

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[badboybikerbot]

I'll see what I can do.

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[letmefixyou]

How kind.

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[thxforthememories]

Don't.

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[badboybikerbot]

yeah yeah it's a trap or something I get it. You think I was planning on going down there alone?

[because he was but shhhhh]

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[thxforthememories]

I don't know. I was worried you might.