[Video] One grumpy Seeker, coming up...

[the_other_green_seeker]

[Hello, Haven. Now appearing on your comms is a probably familiar form, though with a very unfamiliar paint job. Maybe Thundercracker or Starscream decided to try a new look?

Nope. Once this new Seeker speaks, it's clear that he's a stranger. A new arrival most likely. Whoever he is, though, he's clearly not very happy.]

Alright. I heard the story from the drone. Or Acolyte, or whatever the frag they're called. But can anybody out there tell me what the Pit is actually going on here? And why I've suddenly gained an extra, glowing brand that I don't recognize on my arm?

Because if this is all some kind of overly-elaborate joke or some Quintesson's latest idea on how to mess with us, someone is gonna get it...

Comments

[0perator]

Might be healthy to stay a bit suspicious. There's an armistice going on if you happened to be at war with anybody... but that doesn't ever stop the crazy. There's a lot of that here.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Nothing ever stops the crazy. I think it's ingrained into our CNA by this point.

But yeah, a bit of healthy suspicion never hurts. Especially when you've been bot-napped through time and space.

[0perator]

Among other things. [Siiiigh.]

[the_other_green_seeker]

Oh? Is there more I haven't heard yet? If there is, might as well just get it over with and tell me; I hate long waits.

[0perator]

This place likes screwed up things. We've had crazy disease outbreaks, weird power crystals... all sorts of stuff, and I haven't even been here that long. This place is still very much in beta testing, from the look of it.

[the_other_green_seeker]

[sighs]

Joy... Well, at least I won't be bored.

What's your name, by the way?

[0perator]

Alia. And you are?

[the_other_green_seeker]

Jadewing.

[pause]

Never seen a femme with your design before. Human-made, I take it?

[0perator]

After a fashion. I'm second-generation.

[Shrug. It's actually a bit less insulting to be called human-made these days.]

I'm not from a place that has colorful transforming types like you.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Yeah, I kinda suspected that, given your look. Though Earth-built bots from your dimension must be further along than the ones in mine if you've gotten things together enough to start reproducing yourselves.

[0perator]

Also after a fashion, anyway. It's a long story. Not very interesting.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Things like that do tend to be long stories, yeah. The uninteresting part is up for debate, though. You don't know boring til you've had to patrol and monitor the same sector for over 4 million stellar cycles. Just about anything is interesting compared to that.

[0perator]

I'll have to take your word for it.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Probly a good idea.

Anyway, I've talked to a medic, a science bot, and a member of a police force among others. You do anything interesting around here? Other than greet people and let them know how much crazy slag they're in for?

[0perator]

Just sciencing things. Keeping track of perimeter sensors. That junk.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Can always use more science bots around, especially in a weird place like this. Though ugh, they stuck you with monitor duty, huh? Who did you offend to get that?

[0perator]

Nobody. I'm just not the shoot things in the face type.

[Eyeroll of doom]

[the_other_green_seeker]

Heh, fair enough. Better you than me.

Low-ranking grunts like me would get stuck with monitor duty all the time back home, since it was boring work that no one else wanted to do. Didn't help that it seemed just this side of pointless while on Earth. I mean, our base was on the bottom of the ocean; what the frag did they expect to attack us, an octopus?

[0perator]

Giant squid aren't the type of things you wanna screw around with.

[LOOOOOOL]

[the_other_green_seeker]

True. But the odds against encountering one of those that would actually have reason to attach a massive, immobile metal object are pretty slim...

[0perator]

Better you than me, there.

That should have been 'attack'... X3

[the_other_green_seeker]

Hmph... Anyway, point is, monitor duty in an underwater base was never that exciting. Most shifts were spent playing 'Guess that fish' or two-on-one fullstasis in between being bored out of our processors.