[Video] One grumpy Seeker, coming up...

[the_other_green_seeker]

[Hello, Haven. Now appearing on your comms is a probably familiar form, though with a very unfamiliar paint job. Maybe Thundercracker or Starscream decided to try a new look?

Nope. Once this new Seeker speaks, it's clear that he's a stranger. A new arrival most likely. Whoever he is, though, he's clearly not very happy.]

Alright. I heard the story from the drone. Or Acolyte, or whatever the frag they're called. But can anybody out there tell me what the Pit is actually going on here? And why I've suddenly gained an extra, glowing brand that I don't recognize on my arm?

Because if this is all some kind of overly-elaborate joke or some Quintesson's latest idea on how to mess with us, someone is gonna get it...

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[deadlydoctor]

It's not everyday that we meet someone who leaves such impression on us. [Knock Out smirks devilish and then shrugs.] Consider it a new universal greeting. I can not blame you for not wanting to look like the others,specially if that others have Starscream's face. I am almost afraid to ask. [Worse than neon green...]

No, don't worry about that. The FirstForged left and even if they were they are not cruel masters. I'm Knock Out.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Great... [He's clearly not especially enthused about mockery of his paintjob being the new handshake.] And I'll have to show you a few of the image files I've got floating around sometime; you really won't believe some of these til you see them. [Yes, Knockout, you too will be subject to animal print jets and whatever the hell this is jets.

[He gives a slight nod of greeting.] Jadewing. And that's good to know, given that I'm stuck with one of them. Don't suppose you know anything about this Nexus guy, though?

[deadlydoctor]

[Clearly he isn't but that's what makes it so fun! Come on boy, is just friendly banter. Or at least not really hostile one.] That will make for an interesting evening, that for sure. [Goodness, his optics will burn.]

The name's Knock Out, one of the resident doctors. Their glyph keeps you from going insane so that's also a plus. I didn't talk to Nexus much but he was a pretty relaxed fellow as far as god-like entities go.

[the_other_green_seeker]

[But his paintjob is just about the only thing unique about him, as generic as he knows he is.] Interesting is one way to put it, yeah. [As well they should.]

Medic, huh? Good to know there's some around. [One thing several million years of war have taught him: medics are grand and wonderful things to have around.] And yeah, sanity is always a plus.

[pause] Wait, you said 'was'? I thought these 'First Forged' guys were still around?

[deadlydoctor]

[Good point. It sure is something unique.] Better way that something nastier.

Yes, and one of the best. There's actually more than four of us around here but one is psychopathic. I don't recommend it to you. If you cross paths with a Ratchet that has a purple Autobot symbol fly away really fast. [See' he's kind enough to warn the newbies.]

They left some months ago, they say they would be back one day but who knows.

[the_other_green_seeker]

True. Though some of them deserve nastier.

[He quirks an optic ridge. Purple Autobot symbol?]

Just a wild guess, but is he form the same place as the glitchy, white Ravage and friendly Starscream?

Hmph... that's what the crew of the Nemesis said. Then they crashed and wound up in stasis-lock for a few million stellar cycles.

[Translation: he'll believe that when he sees it.]

[deadlydoctor]

So true.

[It's a long story.]

Yes, that's it exactly. So you are familiar with them. [Interesting.]

[the_other_green_seeker]

Yeah. The glitchy Ravage was the first one to respond to me. And I'm meeting the friendly Starscream for a drink later.

[Because all this slag require the kind of bracing that only a stiff drink can provide.]

[deadlydoctor]

Ravage is annoying but you'll get used to it. The white Starscream is much better than the regular one.

[Can't blame him, really.]

[the_other_green_seeker]

Yeah, that's what Starscream said too. As for Starscream himself, I haven't even officially met him yet and I already like him better than the Starscream I knew.

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock out has to snort at that.] The original Starscream, no matter the universe, has that particular talent when it comes to annoy people.

[the_other_green_seeker]

I can believe it. Does yours have a screechy, high-pitched voice too?

[deadlydoctor]

He does! Even more when he's irritated. [Which is why it's so fun to irritate him.]

[the_other_green_seeker]

[Jadewing snickers a bit.]

Watching him rant was always fun. Long as it wasn't focused on you, at any rate.

[deadlydoctor]

It stops being fun when he does that. It's a blessing that we don't have to worry about that here, not anymore. [Of course there are still Starscream around but they're no one's superior.]

[the_other_green_seeker]

Yeah. Can't say I'm gonna miss mine, either. Don't think anybody really will, to be honest.

[deadlydoctor]

Maybe Jetfire if you have one of those in your universe.

[the_other_green_seeker]

We have a Skyfire, yeah. Though I dunno how he feels about Starscream now, though, if he feels anything at all.

[deadlydoctor]

The ones we have here are dating. Jetfire and Starscream. Skyfire is here too but he's single.




Yes, it's as weird as it sounds. Jetfire seemed like a sane bot at first.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Heh... well there's no accounting for taste, I guess. Does explain a few things, though.

Starscream convinced Skyfire to join the Decepticons when they first dug him out of the ice he'd crashed in millions of years ago. It lasted about a day, before Starscream shot him for refusing to execute some human prisoners. Skyfire joined the Autobots not long after.

It's really gotta be some kind of record for fastest defection.

[deadlydoctor]

Thankfully not or one of them would end arrested for it.

Ah, Starscream...always the charmer. I'm surprised Skyfire didn't shoot him back. But he wouldn't be Skyfire if he did.

You are still with the Decepticons? [He makes it sound like such a casual question.]

[the_other_green_seeker]

Not sure he could've shot back right then. Virtually point blank null-ray to the chest tends to cause enough damage to incapacitate, even for a big guy like Skyfire.

And yeah, technically. Though I'm told that doesn't make much difference around here.

[He clearly doubts this, but is going with it for the time being.]

Why?

[deadlydoctor]

I know that, I know that... I might not like you usual medic but I am the resident medic here.

No, it doesn't.

I was just wondering if you plan on going around shotting all the autotbots you see that's all.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Nah. Not planning on shooting any Autobots unless they try to shoot me first. Not worth the trouble when you don't have officers on your wings making you do it.

[deadlydoctor]

Oh, I like you.


None will shoot you unless you piss them off, and even them the few Decepticons we have left are the one who will do that.