re_alignment | Video [Origin in Alpha Trion's temple]

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Video [Origin in Alpha Trion's temple]

[The video feed is turned on, focusing on the face of a large, white mech with a very distinctly... worried and concerned expression. Guys, guys he was just under several feet of ice guys how did this happen what is this even-]

I have learned a few things from the ah... acolytes within this temple, but I have more questions for those who have been brought here.

My name is Skyfire, is there anyone here who would recognize that name?

[He's not going to mention any names specifically, but there's a definite hopeful lift to his tone.]

I'm looking for any other Autobots there may be out there as well... Even if I do not know you now, I would still like to learn more about you. It isn't necessary of course, but... it seems only right that we all get to know each other.

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[You know, normally Teddie would have ignored this seeing as it has nothing to do with him. And yet, by some divine force, he feels drawn to the video. Like some sort of calling.

Maybe Mirage should shut his big Italian mouth.]

If there's autobots, does that mean there's manualbots, too?

Hm?

[It takes him a second to get it]

Ah, no not like that. I would assume that the Auto in Autobot does not stand for automatic.

[There's a long pause]

You ah... I have not seen anyone quite like you before.

That would be because I'm one-of-a-kind.

[There's almost a sparkle in his eye when he says that.]

And really? Huh, then I was waaaaay off. Oh well! I'd feel sorry for a manualbot, anyhow. They're much harder to drive in video games, I can't imagine dealing with that in everyday life. Yikes...

Yes but... Well a one of a kind what? If you don't mind my asking... what are you?

I'm afraid I don't understand at all...

[I hope you weren't expecting him to actually explain anything.]

I'm a bear.

[...Except that.]

Ah, so you are a bear. I have heard a little about you. Could you tell me more about what a bear is?

Only good things, I hope.

[This doesn't boost his ego at all.]

Well then, sit on down and I'll introduce you to the exciting world of bears. Chapter one! A bear is a majestic creature, yet at the same time a powerful warrior. We're also irresistible to all the girls, that one's important.

Maybe you should write this down...

A girl? You mean a female human? How strange, I would not think they would seek creatures outside of their own species.

Why the heck would you think that? Have you seen human girls? They're super cuties!

...That, and when I say one-of-a-kind, I'm not joking around, bub. I don't think I've ever seen another me before.

They are... well I would not call them unattractive, I am sure by human standards they are very pretty. However, I do not think that they are to my taste.

You are the only bear on earth?

[Teddie writes that off as Skyfire having horrible taste, then.]

Huh? No, there're 'regular' bears, but I don't like that label so much. Honestly, what makes a bear a 'regular' bear? That's implying that I'm irregular and that's just rude!

[Skyfire is an alien, Teddy, humans are strange, fleshy, fragile little creatures]

So you are not an average bear? What sets you apart from a typical bear, if you do not mind my asking?

[Teddie blinks. He's usually used to people knowing everything, so explaining what makes him so different is ...new.]

I have a zipper around my neck.

A.... A zipper.

[Computing!]

So you are wearing a costume.

[He sputters before looking a little annoyed, if not embarrassed.]

It's not a costume, it just keeps my head on.

It keeps your head on. I do not understand, are you an organic being?

...I have no idea!

You do not know if you are organic or not... Do you have skin and hair?

Does glorious silky fur count as hair~?

But is it rooted in skin? Do you possess fleshy organs and blood?

Oh my, this is starting to get just a wee bit personal, dontcha think? Asking about my tinkering and whatnot~

But if you must know, yeah, I got those after I got an inside.

Then how can you function with a zipper around your head?

I ...dunno? I just do? I'm a bear, not a doctor!

What happens if you... er, remove your head?

It comes off!

[Duh.]

Don't worry, it's safe. I've had it knocked off a few times before.

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