re_alignment

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So, if anything, these last few days on the Link have proven one thing; the stupid acolytes are not doing their job. Sure, they give a basic rundown of the Lambda but many people are still shocked when their glyph changes. They're shocked to learn that the First Forged are totally creepy and somehow watch our every move then give us weird boons or whatever based on how amusing they think our shenanigans are. I'm thinking something like Bulkhead's post. A simple FAQ detailing everything people who are new won't think to ask when they first arrive. Throw all your stupid questions at me, I'll put them in with an answer. Break the news to them that they're stuck here gently! Hell, we should probably start making sure each altar has a good supply of high grade for when they show up. Nothing like taking bad news with a fragload of alcohol, right?

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We need to talk.

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I made sure there was no-one around before I did anything. It's not my problem you were hiding. Well, gee, what do people usually do when they've been assaulted? Twice? You're not worth the time or effort to try and "scare".

You shouldn't have been stomping around the first time an I did ask you to cut it out bolt for brains.

[So he put two and two together huh? Took him long enough.]

It was defense and it was only once. I have no idea where you get "twice" from.

[Good luck getting her to admit to that one. It's not going to happen and she's confidant that she can talk herself out of trouble if it comes to it.]

Oh, you're right. Maybe it was that other hideous spiderbot we have lurking around.

[he might actually be trying something here, do him a favour and prove him right.]

It probably was. Who knows what the slag comes in from the badlands when we aren't looking.

[Good luck with that.]

I guess that just means I need to work on better sensors so we know. Maybe that will help catch your mystery whatever.

Maybe you should work on covering up your tracks better. Or. You know. Not attack anyone for no reason at all.

If I attacked someone, you'd know it. But, seeing as I haven't outside of subduing idiots who were dumb enough to ingest strange Energon, I have no tracks to cover.

So whatever you think I did? I didn't do it.

You know, I liked you better when you were all stuttery and terrified of everything.

And I like it better when you don't open your mouth.

Guess we can't all get what we want.

That's nice to know. Are you done being an idiot yet or do you have more?

The only one being an idiot here is you.

So why don't you go get your processor checked. I can recommend a good medic if you need one and they might even be able to help with that memory issue of yours.

Edited 2014-05-12 07:22 (UTC)

Oh, you had more! Ok, I can see we're done here.

[zoop cuts the connection.]

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