[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Okay, check it out. I've got a project. This is important, so I need everyone's cooperation with this.

Someone teach me Cybertronian swear words. Some good insults. Stuff like that. I'm compiling a list. For, y'know.

Science.

[And by SCIENCE he means "actually I'm at work and just looking for ways to procrastinate on paper work" but hey]

Comments

audio;

[arnhaid]

You don't gotta get enormous. You just gotta know how to handle a bigger bot than you.

audio;

[badboybikerbot]

I'm not much of a heavy hitter, not without Gunbike anyway.

audio;

[arnhaid]

Don't gotta be. Just gotta figure out sc-- stuff like weak points.

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[badboybikerbot]

You keep doing that! Just say it! I'm not some little kid you have to watch your mouth around, y'know!

audio;

[arnhaid]

How many times do I gotta say "you pretty much are a kid to me" before it starts stickin'?

audio;

[badboybikerbot]

I'm an adult.

audio;

[arnhaid]

Uh huh.

[Asking about learning swear words is totally adult behavior, Gunmax. Totally.]

audio;

[badboybikerbot]

You're giving me a look, aren't you. I can hear it. Stop it.

audio;

[arnhaid]

I ain't givin' you no look, calm your engines.

audio;

[badboybikerbot]

[pffff]

Come ooooon, quit holding out on me!

audio;

[arnhaid]

What, with the wrestlin' thing?

audio;

[badboybikerbot]

No. I don't actually wanna wrestle you. I'd die. I mean the swear words!

audio;

[arnhaid]

You wouldn't die, I wouldn't let that happen.

[We're not talking about the swear words okay.]

audio;

[badboybikerbot]

I was exaggerating.

[BUT DAD]

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[arnhaid]

Still. If we did end up scrappin', you'd be fine. Maybe a little dinged up, but I'm not gonna knock the block off someone who don't deserve it.

audio;

[badboybikerbot]

You think I don't deserve it? Aw, pops! That means a lot!

[he actually means it but it totally sounds sarcastic because Gunmax has to sound cool at all times.]

Y'know what, maybe I will ask you to show me some moves sometime.

audio;

[arnhaid]

Cut that out. Don't make me sound all... nice or nothin'.

Sure. Whenever. Not like I got anythin' better to do around here.

audio;

[badboybikerbot]

Oh don't worry, you're absolutely the biggest asshole ever, I promise.

How about when I'm done pretending to be busy?

audio;

[arnhaid]

That'll do.

Sure. Gimme a ping.

audio;

[badboybikerbot]

Perfect.

Will do, pops.

audio;

[arnhaid]

I'll be waitin'.