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[badboybikerbot]

Okay, check it out. I've got a project. This is important, so I need everyone's cooperation with this.

Someone teach me Cybertronian swear words. Some good insults. Stuff like that. I'm compiling a list. For, y'know.

Science.

[And by SCIENCE he means "actually I'm at work and just looking for ways to procrastinate on paper work" but hey]

Comments

[treacherous_widow]

Pretty much. Aft is usually a good replacement for ass if you're looking for an organic equivalent.


So bolts for brains, had enough yet or are you looking for more.

[badboybikerbot]

Aft, got it.

Hey, if you've still got more, I'm not gonna stop you.

[treacherous_widow]

[She can already tell that you are going to be fun.]

Trust me, I got more. You don't get programmed Predacon without knowing to to tell your fellow Pred where to stick it.

For instance, telling them they're a few processors short of a motherboard. OR go tell them to go suck slag.

Though, you could always go my favorite route. Insult how they look.

[badboybikerbot]

Aw. Insulting someone's appearance? Now that's just shallow.

[The way he's laughing about it, though, is probably indication enough of how much he cares about being shallow. Which is to say zero.

[treacherous_widow]

Shallow maybe, but at least the moron you're insulting knows who you're talking about.

[badboybikerbot]

I can do that much without needing to know any weird space bot lingo. If someone's ugly, they're ugly.

[treacherous_widow]

Yeah, but telling them just how ugly and dumb they are takes talent.

So bucket head, are you learning anything or is your processor to small to handle it all? Sometimes insults can be just as useful as telling someone to go suck slag or for frack themselves.

[badboybikerbot]

Ohhh no, I'm handlin' it just fine, baby.

Frack. What's frack.

[treacherous_widow]

So, what human word does it sound like? There's your answer.

Scrap is also a good word. So is slag.

[badboybikerbot]

Crack? No. Fra- oh, that. Okay, gotcha.

Hang on, I'm writin' this down.

[treacherous_widow]

[For some reason, this just amuses her too much.]

At least you're learning something.

[badboybikerbot]

Hey, education's important, y'know. Even if it's for something as stupid as this.