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[badboybikerbot]

Okay, check it out. I've got a project. This is important, so I need everyone's cooperation with this.

Someone teach me Cybertronian swear words. Some good insults. Stuff like that. I'm compiling a list. For, y'know.

Science.

[And by SCIENCE he means "actually I'm at work and just looking for ways to procrastinate on paper work" but hey]

Comments

[badboybikerbot]

Huh. maybe I oughta start with the basics, like body parts. What's the Cybertronian equivalent of "asshole", for example.

[deadlydoctor]

Literally or metaphorically? Anyway, let's see there's tailpipe, afterburner, glitchspawn, diode, exhaust port, afthole, glitch... although that last one is like the black dress of insults, it goes with everything.

[badboybikerbot]

I don't care. Both.

[SNRRKKK] Glitchspawn? I like that one, that's amazing.

[deadlydoctor]

There you go.

It's a nice one. Are you going to share your new found knowledge with the otehr Brave Police peers?

[badboybikerbot]

Most likely Power Joe, only because I'm more likely to call him names than the other guys.

[deadlydoctor]

I call him bunny. [You know, because of the 'ears.]

He tried to race me once. Apparently he forgot that he turns into a power shovel.

[badboybikerbot]

Hah! Everything that you just said has made me happier than I've ever been. Ever.

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out chuckle very softly and there's a sincere smile in his face for once.] That's not something I hear often.

Glad I could help.

[badboybikerbot]

Yeaaah, that's probably because you're a little creepy.

That's a joke.

Maybe.

[deadlydoctor]

You know I've been also called many things.

But creepy? That's new. [And he doesn't like it.]

[badboybikerbot]

To be fair, I think all you space guys are a little creepy.

Well, creepy probably isn't even the right word.

[deadlydoctor]

Look who's talking.

Then which one is the right word, hm?

[badboybikerbot]

What, I'm creepy now?

I wanna say futuristic, but that doesn't really narrow it down at all.

[deadlydoctor]

If I am creepy you got to be creepy too. [Hush, it makes perfect sense.]

Futuristic is not a bad word, that one I accept as valid.

[badboybikerbot]

Hell, I can't argue with that.

You guys shoot lasers and everything. That's like the definition of futuristic.

[deadlydoctor]

You could do that too, I only have to give you the proper upgrades.

[badboybikerbot]

...Huh. True. I'll think about it.

[deadlydoctor]

I did that to the you that was here before, I have him a blaster. So if you think about it and your answer is yes again, I already know your anatomy like the back of my hand.

[badboybikerbot]

Remember when I said you were creepy? That right there sounded incredibly creepy. You can't even deny that.

But I'll keep it in mind. I'm feelin' pretty outdated around here.

[deadlydoctor]

My kind updates themselves all the time, Gunmax, don't be a baby. Then again we were always at War...

Fine, fine.

[badboybikerbot]

Considerin' I've only been in service for like a year and a half, I haven't really had a chance to get any sweet upgrades.

[deadlydoctor]

How lucky you are that here that won't be a problem anymore.

[badboybikerbot]

It wasn't really a problem, it just wasn't necessary at the time.