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[badboybikerbot]

Okay, check it out. I've got a project. This is important, so I need everyone's cooperation with this.

Someone teach me Cybertronian swear words. Some good insults. Stuff like that. I'm compiling a list. For, y'know.

Science.

[And by SCIENCE he means "actually I'm at work and just looking for ways to procrastinate on paper work" but hey]

Comments

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

There really weren't that many of us. The humans built us for protection, more or less. To fight stuff that they couldn't handle.

Re: [video]

[knight_light]

[Okay, now that's a surprise.] Humans built you? [How are you alive? Who sparked you? He's got more tact than that, though.] That's quite amazing...

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Pretty crafty little guys, aren't they? You don't got a problem with AIs, do you? Some of you space bots can be real jerks about it. No offense.

Re: [video]

[knight_light]

[AIs?! Really? Wow. He smiles.] Actually, I find that rather amazing.

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Oh, yeah? I guess we are pretty awesome, but I think I'd reserve words like "amazing" for you guys. I'm still tryin' to understand the whole spark thing.

Re: [video]

[knight_light]

[chuckles] I guess what is "amazing" depends on what you're used to. You said there were others here from your home? Mind if I ask who they are?

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Dunno if you'd know 'em, bein' new and all. I don't really know if they want me tossin' it around, know what I mean? Like I said, some people are weird about AIs around here. Like I don't give a shit what people think, but they might.

Re: [video]

[knight_light]

[Wing nods] Fair enough. I have no problems with you, any from your world, or how you're made. [just saying.]

[And....going to take a guess, because of things said.] Is a bot named Deckard from your home? [Kagerou didn't say anything to make him think that, so he has no clue about Kagerou yet, but Deckard has him wondering.]

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

Tch, you're gonna start guessin' names anyway, huh? What'd I just say!?

[He's ACTING all dramatic but really he's just messing with Wing in his own Gunmaxy way]

Yeah, Deckard's from my place. I take it you've spoken to him already?

Re: [video]

[knight_light]

You didn't say I couldn't guess.

[he nods.] We've talked. He seems like a good mech.

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Touche.

Damn right he is. Biggest damn boyscout you'll ever meet. Kind of a dork.

Re: [video]

[knight_light]

[He can't hide that he's amused. He can tell you respect him, despite the words, or at least that Gunmax must consider Deckard a friend.]

Boyscout? [Something else he's not familiar with, though he can easily guess the implications of the word. Someone really, really good.]

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Oh. I guess they didn't have boyscouts on your planet. He's one of those goody two-shows hero boys with a heart of gold types.

You know what a heart is, right? Or do I have to explain that one to you?

Re: [video]

[knight_light]

I think I can guess that one, basically an organic version of a spark?

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah, more or less. I guess. I mean, I've heard it compared to a soul before, too? I don't really know what's more accurate, shit's too complicated for me.

Re: [video]

[knight_light]

Hm, well I won't be any help in straightening that out, perhaps we'll learn someday.