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[The first thing Knock Out does after arriving to the medbay is to grab his communicator. It's obvious that he needs some medical help. He looks like he's gone to hell and back, with a nasty wound in his side and most of his finish scratched. He also looks about to go into stasis at any moment and only rage (and probably paranoia) is keeping him awake.]

I seriously wonder what sort of psychological test the Police Force takes before joining because if that's how an agent of the law acts I think we are all screwed.

[Knock Out gives Sentinel a nasty look and then continues.] This pychopath here tried to kill me and...[don't mind that shuffling and abrupt jerking of the video as sentinel grabs the device out of knock out's hands!]

--cannot believe- yeah, no, Knock Out just took a nasty fall because he was speeding in the Junk Pile like a moron. Apparently trying to help mechs you see leaking on the ground counts as attempted murder now?

[He shoots the look back at knock out. screw you, buddy.] Call me a psychopath all you want, I wasn't even anywhere near you when you crashed. Nor does it change the fact I saved your life.

You're welcome, by the way.

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Oh my God. This entire planet is incompetent.

[he's only laughing because he's 100% sure that doesn't include him.]

Right? You'd think someone with an alt mode built for speed would be able to handle going over thirty miles an hour. Knock Out continues to prove us wrong, though.

[NO ONE IS EXCLUDED SENTINEL]

Tch. Do we need to start putting up speed limits in the freakin' junk pile? Who the hell just goes into that crap to drive around anyway?

I can't see the harm in it. Especially if Knock Out isn't the only one potentially stupid enough to do it.

[mmm rules MMM]

Ahh, but then someone's gonna have to be stuck patrolling the junk pile, and knowing my luck it's gonna be me. But pissing people off because I caught 'em speeding would be pretty funny...

I tentatively like this idea.

Plus, you could double up the day looking for useful stuff! You wanna do it? Go for it, we should probably have speed limits with the smaller organics wandering around, anyway.

You know what, you make a great point. Hell yeah, Megachin! Lets do it!

It's Sentinel Prime. [you green bag of dicks] I'll mention it to Blurr.

[god he hates being lower down on the rung again so much.]

Prime what. Like prime rib? What does that mean.

[SIIIIGH] It's a military rank.

Y'know what, that's somethin' I oughta learn. What is the military ranking system around here?

It's more on the Police Force because there's not enough people to really warrant an army.

[he's not even going to mention how the police force seems to fuck up even the most simple things. it kinda sucks fifty dicks, here.]

Yeah, yeah, same difference.

[to be fair half the police force is literally comprised of two year olds.]

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Thanks for that insight from the peanut gallery, it's really useful for the situation at hand.

Do you have any medical knowledge I am not aware of?

No problem, baby.

Psh, no. I'm no mechanic. Or medic. Or whatever. And I don't know anything about you guys. I could learn, though. Wanna be a science project?

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You are such a sweetheart, what would I do without you. Enjoy a peaceful evening, perhaps.

Yeahhhh no, no thanks. Been there, done that. It's not fun. [He HAS done that to others, Cylas, more exaclty, but he had a good reason.]

D'aww you.

Y'know, considerin' we only have a couple medics, you guys really oughta consider training a few more. As soon as you're done being broken, that is.

I'm lovable, I know.

We used to have more, but one kept dying and the others disappeared. I can take care of my own, this is just an unfortunate event.

Yeah. Sure. That.

"One kept dying". Well that sounds healthy.

I am detecting hints of doubt in your voice?

More like one kept getting himself in situation where he was either killed or Beverly injured. But that's Ambulon for you.

Never.

Wow. With a name like that, I'll be shocked if the guy didn't turn into an ambulance. Doesn't sound likt the sharpest tool in the shed, though.

Good boy then.

he was part of a gestalt, a group of mech that combine to make an even bigger mech. Do you want to know what he turned into? [It's hilarious, at least to Knock Out.] A LEG.

Wow. Wait, just a leg? Some of the guys from back home could combine into a bigger bot, but they could also turn into vehicles. All this guy had was leg mode?

Just a leg, is was as useful as it sounds.If you all turned into vehicles how did you look while combined? Like a giant crane?

We didn't all turn into vehicles- actually, I'm the only one who didn't. I just turn into a gun and plug into Deckard.

Anyway, no, they mashed together into a bigger, more badass robot.

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