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[thxforthememories]

I want to talk to the Brave Police. Right now.

[Kagerou what have we said about locking your messages like this.]

[Apparently all those talks still fly out the window when you're upset. Oops. And boy, does he sound upset.]

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[thxforthememories]

I know that. But --

I can't just assume that's going to happen. I have to -- I can't lose him!

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[badboybikerbot]

I know, I know, I get that. We'll figure it out.

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[thxforthememories]

We have to. You don't get it -- none of you do.

If he isn't there, I don't -- I can't --

I have nothing.

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[badboybikerbot]

Okay, one. Chill out. Yeah, this is a big deal, but freaking out isn't going to help anything.

Two... I don't know what two is yet. I don't even know how it happens. Maybe I oughta talk to him.

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[thxforthememories]

I can't. I've been trying to and I can't. If I don't have him, I don't have a life!

... maybe. I don't -- I don't know.

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[badboybikerbot]

Nothin's gonna happen. He's here right now, with you. Focus on that.

Maybe's good enough for me. I'm gonna talk to him, see if I can work anything out.

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[thxforthememories]

He... right. Right, he... he's here. He's all right.

Okay.

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[badboybikerbot]

There, see? Go give him a big dorky hug or something.

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[thxforthememories]

Right...

I should do that.

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[badboybikerbot]

Yes, you absolutely should. And if he whines about it, be all "tough shit" and keep hugging him.

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[thxforthememories]

He won't say that.

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[badboybikerbot]

I know, I know, but it's a. Y'know, hypothetical scenario. Don't worry about it.

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[thxforthememories]

Hypothetical.

I don't... think I can process hypothetical now.

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[badboybikerbot]

It's fine, like I said, don't worry about it.

Where are ya right now?

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[thxforthememories]

The library.

Why?

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[badboybikerbot]

Library, huh?

Well I figure if you aren't opposed, I could smuggle in some high grade for ya. I wouldn't mind checking on you in person. Like I said though, so long as you aren't opposed.

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[thxforthememories]

You... you want to check up on me?

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[badboybikerbot]

Of course. That's what friends do.

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[thxforthememories]

I...

All right.

[He could kiss you, you asshole.]

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[badboybikerbot]

[you silly goose]

It's settled, then! I'll be there as soon as I can.

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[thxforthememories]

... All right.

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

[give him like half an hour. before long Gunmax strolls in and-]

Yo, Kagerou! Where you at?

[-starts shouting in the middle of the library. FUCK YOU LIBRARY I'M THE POLICE.]

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

You aren't supposed to yell in a library.

[Yeah you walked right past him, buddy. He's holed up in a darkened corner near a window.]

[Go figure how that one works out.]

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

[Gunmax points at Kagerou in that HEY THERE YOU ARE sort of way and saunters on over like he owns the place.

This is actually the first time he's ever been in the library. You see what he does for you buddy?]

Oh, yeah, I heard that somewhere. Chose to ignore it.

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

Please be a little quieter, next time. There are cats here, somewhere. I don't think they like being startled.

[And they're alien cats so who knows what they'd do to you, bro.]

[But other than that, he doesn't say anything. Just stays huddled where he is, watching the other bot.]