[Voice] PSA and a Plan

[vandalization]

Hey uh guys? Those "explosives" that Prism asshole was talking about?

All a fake. I opened Drift up and took a look and it turned out he was bluffing. I hope that's worth a little peace of mind or... whatever. From what I could see, it's just like a tag. Nothing intrusive. I couldn't remove it, but it's not dangerous.

On that note:

Teddie and I were kind of talking about having a party of sorts. Like kind of a karaoke-movie-drink-yourself-dumb extravaganza. I was thinking maybe when Casa De Vandal is finished I could host it there? I still have to fix everything, but I have most of the equipment.

Thoughts? Ideas? Can I get a 'Hell yeah'?

Comments

[video]

[sword_redemption]

Uh. Is that... I mean, I don't mean any disrespect or anything, but... _Teddie.

[Yeah, he's going to blame Teddie.]

We've touched hands. And we did kiss _{before I almost purged on him}.

[But clearly there's something he's missing in this 'wooing'.]

[video]

[vandalization]

A-ahaha. Of course, no that makes sense.

Well then you're well on your- ohhh. You threw up on him? Well I'm sure he still loves you.

You've pretty much got your foot in the door there, hun. Just spend some quality time cuddling. Do you guys cuddle? Is cuddling a cybertronian thing? It's kind of interesting how similar-

Anyways. Just get him alone and make it known. No mixed signals or hinting. You just gotta go for it. Be like "Yeah, I have a big huge robocrush on you, baby", and then plant one on his mouth.

[YEAH. SHE'S TOTALLY DOCTOR LOVE.]

[video]

[sword_redemption]

No! I didn't!! I just...I almost threw up on him. Almost. [It's important, okay?]

Cuddling. [Uh. Could you look him? All pointy and such? ] Like hugging but for longer. I can try...?

[He's taking notes, Vandal.]

...so just tell him, because honesty is good. and then...plant...one what? [A fist? He's not sure how that will work.]

[video]

[vandalization]

Oh, well. That's alright then.

Uh-huh. You just settle down somewhere and kind of hug for however long you feel like. Though it usually either ends in sleeping or sex, depending.

Yes. Honesty is key, here.

A kiss? Plant a kiss? You know? Mwah?

[video]

[sword_redemption]

All right. [Earnest nod.]

So, cuddle. Tell him the truth, and then kiss him.

[Got it. This makes it sound so easy, but, yeah. Not so easy to actually do.]

Got it.

[video]

[vandalization]

You got it. Look at how good I am to you, Drift. What would you do without me?

Go get'im, Tiger.