re_alignment | [Voice] PSA and a Plan

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[Voice] PSA and a Plan

Hey uh guys? Those "explosives" that Prism asshole was talking about?

All a fake. I opened Drift up and took a look and it turned out he was bluffing. I hope that's worth a little peace of mind or... whatever. From what I could see, it's just like a tag. Nothing intrusive. I couldn't remove it, but it's not dangerous.

On that note:

Teddie and I were kind of talking about having a party of sorts. Like kind of a karaoke-movie-drink-yourself-dumb extravaganza. I was thinking maybe when Casa De Vandal is finished I could host it there? I still have to fix everything, but I have most of the equipment.

Thoughts? Ideas? Can I get a 'Hell yeah'?

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[Uncomfortable pause goes here.]

That is just... typical him.

You know each other or what?

Intimately.

[Just. So deadpan. Could have a cook-out with all these deadpans.]

What are you, boyfriends or something? Sorry to say, your taste could use some work.

'Boyfriends' implies some level of equal power in the relationship.

Hal is my possession.

Wow, just when I thought I couldn't be more disgusted with you.

Where do I begin to explain how much I disagree with you on this point?

That was rhetorical. I am not your possession. We have discussed this.

If you have ever had a co-worker that you mostly tolerate out of pity and fear, [And also sometimes touched dicks with out of irritation and the desire to shut him up because oh my god, but we're not going into that.] then it's possible you have a general idea of the relationship between us.

I feel sorry for you, then.

You shouldn't.

Okay. Whatever. Just. Keep that freak away from me, yeah?

I don't have the degree of control over him required to keep him from doing anything.

Fucking fantastic.

I will do what I can to curb his desires, but it will likely be a futile effort.

Look I'm just gonna stay away from the both of you, if it's all the same. No offense you don't seem quite as sadistic as he is but you know.

Understood. That is for the best. It isn't as if I will hold it against you for taking what is a logical course of action.

Yeah, you seem like. Half-decent actually.

So I've been told. I suppose that, were we in a relationship, I would be considered his "better half".

[By a reasonably small margin.]

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vandalization - 2012-08-30 06:38 (UTC) - Expand

Hal?

Are you, um. Are you okay?

Irritated. Nothing more. Perhaps now that we know he has no real ability to kill you or anyone who attempts to help, I can study the device he left in you to a greater degree.

Good point. I'd be totally okay with that.

Now it's just kind of, uh. Really annoying. Loud to me, anyway, but that's 'cuz of my equipment. Trying to see if I can block the signal now that I don't gotta worry about it explodin' on me.

Your equipment? Are you specialized to do something? Pardon my curiosity. Cybertronians were present on Sacrosanct, but I hadn't interacted with any extensively.

Eh, it's no problem, dude! My sound equipment is real sensitive, so I pick up stuff easier than others. Was made t'specialize in communications an' all.

...'Parently, I'm not supposed to hear it.

I doubt he would be using a frequency most could pick up on, and so it is doubtful he calibrated it for your equipment. I will see what I can do to help.

Thanks, Hal. You're a good dude.

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