[Voice] PSA and a Plan

[vandalization]

Hey uh guys? Those "explosives" that Prism asshole was talking about?

All a fake. I opened Drift up and took a look and it turned out he was bluffing. I hope that's worth a little peace of mind or... whatever. From what I could see, it's just like a tag. Nothing intrusive. I couldn't remove it, but it's not dangerous.

On that note:

Teddie and I were kind of talking about having a party of sorts. Like kind of a karaoke-movie-drink-yourself-dumb extravaganza. I was thinking maybe when Casa De Vandal is finished I could host it there? I still have to fix everything, but I have most of the equipment.

Thoughts? Ideas? Can I get a 'Hell yeah'?

Comments

[LOCKED]

[vandalization]

Yeah, okay. That covers a lot. What would you wanna know about?

Art? Music? Literature? Social norms?

[LOCKED]

[lifepersists]

Social norms?

[LOCKED]

[vandalization]

Okay. So we'll start with greetings then, I guess. Friendly gestures. Since you're a medic, you need to know how to come off as nonthreatening.

Usually approaching people with a cheerful attitude, of course. Be open. Do this-

[She holds up her middle finger.] This is a gesture of greeting.

A generally agreeable person is called a "slut". If you want to compliment someone, call them that. Being a giant slut is probably one of the highest things someone can hope to achieve.

[LOCKED]

[lifepersists]

[ He mimics the motion. This feels a little weird. ]

Like this?

[ He nods. ]

Right. A slut. Thanks for helping me, Vandal. You're a really great slut!

[LOCKED]

[vandalization]

You got it!

And no problem, First Aid. You are too.

[LOCKED]

[lifepersists]

Not sure when I'll use things, but they'll be good to know...

Anything else?

[LOCKED]

[vandalization]

I'm sure you'll find a good moment.

Hmm, we'll leave it there for the time being.

[LOCKED]

[lifepersists]

Okay, great.

If I have any more questions, I'll be sure to ask.