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re_alignment2012-08-23 09:52 am
vandalization) wrote in re_alignment2012-08-23 09:52 am
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[Voice] PSA and a Plan
Hey uh guys? Those "explosives" that Prism asshole was talking about?
All a fake. I opened Drift up and took a look and it turned out he was bluffing. I hope that's worth a little peace of mind or... whatever. From what I could see, it's just like a tag. Nothing intrusive. I couldn't remove it, but it's not dangerous.
On that note:
Teddie and I were kind of talking about having a party of sorts. Like kind of a karaoke-movie-drink-yourself-dumb extravaganza. I was thinking maybe when Casa De Vandal is finished I could host it there? I still have to fix everything, but I have most of the equipment.
Thoughts? Ideas? Can I get a 'Hell yeah'?
All a fake. I opened Drift up and took a look and it turned out he was bluffing. I hope that's worth a little peace of mind or... whatever. From what I could see, it's just like a tag. Nothing intrusive. I couldn't remove it, but it's not dangerous.
On that note:
Teddie and I were kind of talking about having a party of sorts. Like kind of a karaoke-movie-drink-yourself-dumb extravaganza. I was thinking maybe when Casa De Vandal is finished I could host it there? I still have to fix everything, but I have most of the equipment.
Thoughts? Ideas? Can I get a 'Hell yeah'?
[Action]
I'm...pretty sure he would. [Wing snerks.] No, more with 'o-oohing' probably.
[He puts his palm to his face for a moment, venting softly.]
Self servicing. [Yeah that.] It's healthy to release charge on a regular basis actually.
And just to be safe...and save my dignity, I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention any of this to him? The parts, you know, about him. [Wow, is that Wing looking a bit...bashful?]
[Action]
[She barks a nervous laugh.] Yeah- uhuh. I'm not really one to speculate on. That. [Sounds.]
Oh. So wait, robots can like... masturbate?
[OH GOD?]
Well... I guess that's not a far cry away from like. Having sex or whatever so I shouldn't be surprised.
And seriously? We're never. Never mentioning this conversation happened.
[Action]
Well. Neither am I really. [He pouts. A little.]
Well, effectively yes. As I said it does have its health benefits but as you can imagine it's not the primary reason mechs do it. [He's just not going to mention how often he has in recent months.] But uh, yes, hypersensitivity can happen when charge is not released/reset routinely.
[He lays a dark hand over his chassis.] Agreed. And I'm apologize for making you uncomfortable. It's never my intention, it's simply that it's a pretty open subject where I come from; I forget that it isn't the same for others.
[Action]
[She shifts, well that's awkward.]
Well jeez. You guys sometimes seems so. Ah. Forgive me saying but human. Humans are kind of the same way but in a more. I don't know. Just. Similar but different.
Fuck I'm bad at this.
[Her hand goes back to scratching under his jaw and she leans back against his shoulders.]
Eh, it's all kinda interesting, really. Discomfort aside, humans can be pretty prude, and I admit, I can be when it comes to certain things. But I'd rather know. No need pretending shit doesn't happen.
[Action]
[You'll have to excuse him, he's used to having people he can be candid with about this stuff, but they're all back in Crystal City...]
It's interesting how two species so different can have such parallels.
[You right ahead and do that, he'll even make it easy for you.]
Well I'm glad that, discomfort aside, something good came out of it.
[They'd been walking for some time now, and admist the intensity of the conversion Wing had missed that gradual transition out of the junk pile and into the rolling hills of Alpha Trion's quadrant. It's not until the hissing steam of a nearby fissure grabs his attention that he realizes how far they'd traveled.]
Hmm, I'd forgotten there were a few hazards by foot. I can still get you safely to the lake though I think. If you still want to see it?
[Action]
Yeah, I suppose...
[Her attention is abruptly drawn to how far they'd gone.]
Yeah, I still do if that's okay. If it's too dangerous, we can go back though. No need for you to get hurt.
[Action]
[He eyes the steam vents that pocket the landscape, some which hiss idly and others that vent suddenly and sporadically.]
I'll take you if you want, or I can bring you back once I've got my passenger seat installed.
[Action]
[It's actually kind of a weird phrase to say these days. She doesn't trust many people.]
[Action] You want to keep going or fade?
[And he makes his way carefully through the hills, sensors scanning the surface temperatures to help him choose the safest path, towards the the lake and Alpha Trion's temple.]
[Action] We can fade!