[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh look, it's Whirl, Jetstream, Primus, whoever he told you his name was. The elusive, and yet handsome, helicopter. ]

[He only bothers you when he has something important to say, like, cakes to mutilate, so he's not going to waste your valuable time.]

[Right. Like anyone here's got anything but time.]

Gonna make this quick.  Hear a lot of you running charge on your vocalizers about rules and laws and all that slag.

I've had more police experience than most [scary but true] so here's my two shanix.

This guy.  [He flashes a picture of IDW Perceptor, snagged from the recent network post.]  Serial menace to society.  

Yeah, yeah, I mean, sure, he shot me, a fellow Autobot  [He splays one claw over his chassis.] And apparently the alleged self-appointed sheriff in town figures that's okay. [Yeah, Blurr, didn't think that would come back to haunt you? Hope you put that in YOUR application for your lawdog society.]

Might want to reconsider voting for the mech who's all for blue on blue crime, just sayin'.

But now, this mech's gone and nearly killed one of those blood pinata organics. 

Anyone else think it's time we at least take his toys away? 

Comments

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[More like sarcastic wiggles.] Yeah well, you can stop trying.

Hey, you don't get to decide that, do you?

[raceme]

[Gotcha.] If you are going to do whatever you want no matter what you can stop complaining and being demanding now.

This is exactly why we are trying to establish a police force you are missing the whole point.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Awww, not going to try to handcuff me the way you did that green idiot? What? Am I not special enough for your little kink?

And you can stop trying to tell me what to do.

[Seriously? Slow down and listen to yourself sometime, Blurr.]

Am I? How's what I'm saying NOT that? I'm saying Perceptor's a fraggin' menace who shouldn't be allowed to touch anything with a fraggin' trigger. How is that not about fraggin' justice? How is that NOT about what you're talking about? Not enough HANDCUFFS for you?

[raceme]

Would you really want me to handcuff you? Because I might if you ask nicely.

You too.

You are not going to go find Perceptor and arrest him you want to have vengeance those are really different things. I have told you enough times that I will take care of the issue already so LET ME do that.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You know what your problem is? You think you know me. You think you know everyone.

Listen, blue stupid. If I wanted Perceptor dead, if I wanted revenge, I wouldn't have given you a fraggin' chance to 'handle' it first, would I have? NOPE.

You had your chance. Now he's gone and hurt someone else--and it ain't as funny as shooting an unlikeable bastard in the aft, is it? And yeah, it's not revenge, but it's clear you're not going to do anything about it.

So I will.

[raceme]

And you know what your problem is? You assume things that are not true. I never claimed to know scrap about ^anybody I am used to actually observe and get all the data I can first BUT PLEASE feel free to keep assuming things about me. [See the frags he gives, they're like, falling from the sky.]

And when exactly was my chance? I tried to help you go to the medbay when I found you hurt in the JUNKPILE and you told me to get lost I WAS TAKING CARE OF A PSYCHOTIC A.I. after that and NOW you tell me this. Sorry if I am not your personal to-go guy.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah so I'm making up you laughing about it and then going to build some, what? Happy fun fort instead of deciding to pinky raise and have energon tea with Perceptor, where you could both laugh about my aft behind my back?

One hell of an imagination I have, huh?

[If you didn't care, Blurr, you wouldn't be yelling. Nice try, though.]

[raceme]

Yes that is exactly what the neutral rec center is all aobut.

One giant plan to laugh at you Whirl.

[It bother him when people says he's doing his job wrong. He already feels bad for getting nearly killed by Shockwave and not being able to warn his superiors about the imposer.]

I'm done wasting my time.

[/connection terminated.]