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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh look, it's Whirl, Jetstream, Primus, whoever he told you his name was. The elusive, and yet handsome, helicopter. ]

[He only bothers you when he has something important to say, like, cakes to mutilate, so he's not going to waste your valuable time.]

[Right. Like anyone here's got anything but time.]

Gonna make this quick.  Hear a lot of you running charge on your vocalizers about rules and laws and all that slag.

I've had more police experience than most [scary but true] so here's my two shanix.

This guy.  [He flashes a picture of IDW Perceptor, snagged from the recent network post.]  Serial menace to society.  

Yeah, yeah, I mean, sure, he shot me, a fellow Autobot  [He splays one claw over his chassis.] And apparently the alleged self-appointed sheriff in town figures that's okay. [Yeah, Blurr, didn't think that would come back to haunt you? Hope you put that in YOUR application for your lawdog society.]

Might want to reconsider voting for the mech who's all for blue on blue crime, just sayin'.

But now, this mech's gone and nearly killed one of those blood pinata organics. 

Anyone else think it's time we at least take his toys away? 

Comments

[aerospacecommander]

It's strange how there's an overly talkative one, who I don't think can even shoot a weapon...

And then there's that one who is trigger happy or something?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Oh the screamy one? Thought he got eaten or something.

[Damn, he didn't? Whirl is dissapoint.]

Yeah, don't get me started on this Perceptor. Mech's got...issues.

[And when Whirl says you got issues? You're the entire back run of National Geographic.]

[aerospacecommander]

I think a bunch of do-gooders rushed out to save him. Not sure though, I stopped paying attention after awhile.

As for the other Perceptor -- what is his deal anyway?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, they tend to do that. [BORING.] With all those words, I kind of zoned out after a while.

My Perceptor? [Shudder. Ick. Not 'Whirl's', like...that way.] I dunno he's got some complex about not being a scientist anymore after Turmoil punched a hole through him.

[aerospacecommander]

Sounds like he didn't handle the issue very well if he's going around and shooting people.

[raceme]

For the last time...I NEVER said it was OKAY. Stop putting words in my mouth. [You are just cranky because you got shot in the aft and he laughed.] What even is a sheriff?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

That's what you get for having a mouth.

You didn't follow up on it. You presumed I did something that deserved it. Victim blaming?

Bad policing.

[raceme]

Jealous? [Oh yeah, he went there.]

You complain about me trying to establish law and order here and THEN you want me to keep an eye on everyone's business and specially those who wronged you somehow. [CRY HIM A RIVER, WHIRL.]

Hypocritical much?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

It's not hypocrisy to want the mech who thinks he's the only Force of Justice [Wavy claws] here to actually practice what he's trying to foist on the rest of us.

You can't handle it?

BACK OFF and I'll handle it myself.

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[inferiordude]

Whirl, dude. There's a difference between an accident an' doin' something on purpose.

Though, uh. Why'd he shoot you?

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

You think so? Maybe, but how 'bout we take the boomsticks away before he has another 'accident'. Not about his intent, about people getting hurt.

[And Whirl's ego, of course, but he doesn't say that.]

I don't know! You think I understand crazy?

[....don't answer that.]

Did I mention he endangered a human's safety when he shot me?

[TRUE ALL TRUE!]

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[inferiordude]

Yeah, I s'pose, but that's not up to me. I think it's better if we wait a little an' talk to Hal about it.

Which human?

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hal. You mean the squishy thing he nearly killed? Yeah he seemed totally okay with what happened. Really.

[Does Whirl need a whiteboard to indicate that was sarcasm?]

The one that lied about the acid. You know. In the metal suit. [She is a total robo-wannabe. Sad, really.]

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[engrishdetective]

Is this even an argument?

If you don't know how to properly pull a trigger, don't have one. So how do we go about finding him, eh?

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Thank Primus someone with a watt of fraggin' sense. Whirl would kiss you. Except. Eww. And no mouth. Also. Ewwww. ]

Hnf. If you ask the Thin Blue Line there, he's apparently elusive and mysterious and harder to catch than turbofox cooties.

Me? I'd comm him and ask him to have some fraggin' sense and surrender on his own recognizance. [Oh yeah, the vocab of the police--he's still got it.]

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[engrishdetective]

[Ew yourself, 'copter, you aren't his type.]

Sounds good to me. And if he doesn't turn himself in? Track him.

Hopefully he's got some good sense.

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

He won't turn himself in. Look at all the people he's got covering for him, making excuses.

Fraggin' racket.

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Whirl, given what I know about you, and granted it's not a whole lot, I really think you ought to reconsider putting yourself in the role of a lawman until you settle down a little. [Basically, he's saying you need a new therapist, you crazy bastard.] This sounds more like a lynch mob than it does an organized group of law enforcement.

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

I'm not putting myself in any fraggin' role. Just saying that two 'incidents' with a gun? Perceptor should be stopped.

[Go ahead, tell him that's crazy. He'll find a table and flip it just for you.]

Trust me, if I wanted to handle this, it'd be fraggin' handled before anyone could even say 'DAMN that Whirl is fast.'

And ruthless.

And awesome.

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I do see where you're coming from, but the police forces are still getting on their pedes. I'm sure they're working on a way of resolving this.

Have a little faith, and if the lawmen are unable to capture Perceptor, well, I'm sure the reborn Wreckers' group will have a field day in their place.

Just... be careful, that's all I'm saying. In words and action. [He did shoot your ass, you know.]

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah and when it was just me getting injured it was all fun and fraggin' games, right?

They need to move a little faster. Unless you want more business for your medibay.

Pfff. Careful. Whatever. Like it matters to you, anyway.

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[heuristical]

I resent being compared to a piñata.

[You didn't even put the accent on the 'n'.]

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

Well I resented seeing all that fraggin' fluid spurting everywhere. Seriously. Keep that stuff to yourself. Gross.

[And he pronounced it 'peen-ata' just for added horror. Because Whirl.]

[heuristical]

I suppose it was rude of me to inflict such a grisly sight on the public. Perhaps a sincere apology is necessary.

[That may or may not be sarcasm.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, well, don't let it happen again.

[He transcends sarcasm.]

Point is, Pistol Packin' Percy is bad news. Right? Right.