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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh look, it's Whirl, Jetstream, Primus, whoever he told you his name was. The elusive, and yet handsome, helicopter. ]

[He only bothers you when he has something important to say, like, cakes to mutilate, so he's not going to waste your valuable time.]

[Right. Like anyone here's got anything but time.]

Gonna make this quick.  Hear a lot of you running charge on your vocalizers about rules and laws and all that slag.

I've had more police experience than most [scary but true] so here's my two shanix.

This guy.  [He flashes a picture of IDW Perceptor, snagged from the recent network post.]  Serial menace to society.  

Yeah, yeah, I mean, sure, he shot me, a fellow Autobot  [He splays one claw over his chassis.] And apparently the alleged self-appointed sheriff in town figures that's okay. [Yeah, Blurr, didn't think that would come back to haunt you? Hope you put that in YOUR application for your lawdog society.]

Might want to reconsider voting for the mech who's all for blue on blue crime, just sayin'.

But now, this mech's gone and nearly killed one of those blood pinata organics. 

Anyone else think it's time we at least take his toys away? 

Comments

[aerospacecommander]

It's strange how there's an overly talkative one, who I don't think can even shoot a weapon...

And then there's that one who is trigger happy or something?

[raceme]

For the last time...I NEVER said it was OKAY. Stop putting words in my mouth. [You are just cranky because you got shot in the aft and he laughed.] What even is a sheriff?

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[inferiordude]

Whirl, dude. There's a difference between an accident an' doin' something on purpose.

Though, uh. Why'd he shoot you?

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[engrishdetective]

Is this even an argument?

If you don't know how to properly pull a trigger, don't have one. So how do we go about finding him, eh?

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Whirl, given what I know about you, and granted it's not a whole lot, I really think you ought to reconsider putting yourself in the role of a lawman until you settle down a little. [Basically, he's saying you need a new therapist, you crazy bastard.] This sounds more like a lynch mob than it does an organized group of law enforcement.

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[heuristical]

I resent being compared to a piñata.

[You didn't even put the accent on the 'n'.]