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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh look, it's Whirl, Jetstream, Primus, whoever he told you his name was. The elusive, and yet handsome, helicopter. ]

[He only bothers you when he has something important to say, like, cakes to mutilate, so he's not going to waste your valuable time.]

[Right. Like anyone here's got anything but time.]

Gonna make this quick.  Hear a lot of you running charge on your vocalizers about rules and laws and all that slag.

I've had more police experience than most [scary but true] so here's my two shanix.

This guy.  [He flashes a picture of IDW Perceptor, snagged from the recent network post.]  Serial menace to society.  

Yeah, yeah, I mean, sure, he shot me, a fellow Autobot  [He splays one claw over his chassis.] And apparently the alleged self-appointed sheriff in town figures that's okay. [Yeah, Blurr, didn't think that would come back to haunt you? Hope you put that in YOUR application for your lawdog society.]

Might want to reconsider voting for the mech who's all for blue on blue crime, just sayin'.

But now, this mech's gone and nearly killed one of those blood pinata organics. 

Anyone else think it's time we at least take his toys away? 

Comments

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[engrishdetective]

Is this even an argument?

If you don't know how to properly pull a trigger, don't have one. So how do we go about finding him, eh?

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Thank Primus someone with a watt of fraggin' sense. Whirl would kiss you. Except. Eww. And no mouth. Also. Ewwww. ]

Hnf. If you ask the Thin Blue Line there, he's apparently elusive and mysterious and harder to catch than turbofox cooties.

Me? I'd comm him and ask him to have some fraggin' sense and surrender on his own recognizance. [Oh yeah, the vocab of the police--he's still got it.]

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[engrishdetective]

[Ew yourself, 'copter, you aren't his type.]

Sounds good to me. And if he doesn't turn himself in? Track him.

Hopefully he's got some good sense.

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

He won't turn himself in. Look at all the people he's got covering for him, making excuses.

Fraggin' racket.

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[engrishdetective]

Just gotta love it when people can't make an unbiased opinion concerning what you consider a friend. In the end, you do what's right.

Tsk. Well, I'll get to work on trying to track down our trigger happy friend so we're not sitting around with useless debates.