[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh look, it's Whirl, Jetstream, Primus, whoever he told you his name was. The elusive, and yet handsome, helicopter. ]

[He only bothers you when he has something important to say, like, cakes to mutilate, so he's not going to waste your valuable time.]

[Right. Like anyone here's got anything but time.]

Gonna make this quick.  Hear a lot of you running charge on your vocalizers about rules and laws and all that slag.

I've had more police experience than most [scary but true] so here's my two shanix.

This guy.  [He flashes a picture of IDW Perceptor, snagged from the recent network post.]  Serial menace to society.  

Yeah, yeah, I mean, sure, he shot me, a fellow Autobot  [He splays one claw over his chassis.] And apparently the alleged self-appointed sheriff in town figures that's okay. [Yeah, Blurr, didn't think that would come back to haunt you? Hope you put that in YOUR application for your lawdog society.]

Might want to reconsider voting for the mech who's all for blue on blue crime, just sayin'.

But now, this mech's gone and nearly killed one of those blood pinata organics. 

Anyone else think it's time we at least take his toys away? 

Comments

VIDEO;

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Did I say 'judging'? Just saying, for his own safety--everyone's fraggin' safety--he should give up the blasty blasty till we know what's going on and that it won't happen again.

Where the frag is that so tricky?

[Of course this is totally about getting Perceptor back, but, well, Whirl does have a point. Kind of.]

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

Well, 'cept you're judgin' him pretty hard. Not that I can blame you, bein' shot by him an' all.

I'd just feel better if I knew the whole story, personally.

VIDEO;

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Well, 'cept I'm not.

[Mimicking? Yup.] Just saying public safety and all. If that's not something you care about, that's terrific, Decepticon,

but shut up and stay out of my way.

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

Don't do that.

VIDEO;

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What? Try to prevent someone with an obvious record of not knowing how to handle weapons walk around armed?

Yeah, I'm really the threat here. [Opticroll.]

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

No.

Don't call me that. I got a name. It's Soundwave.

So use it.

Re: VIDEO;

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, uhuh. So calling you by the faction you fraggin' chose is now the crime of the century, right? WAAAY worse than some human getting his arm shot off by a dangerous idiot.

I'm so incredibly sorry.

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

All I did was put in my opinion. Never said you had to do anythin' with it, so ultimately? It ain't up to me. I'm just a civilian. I'm not doin' anything with it since it ain't my place.

But I know how most people use my faction here. I'd rather my name be used. So you deal with that and better hope I don't see you.

[DISCONNECTS.]

[after disconnect]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Whirl just laughs. Nice threat, mech who can't even take a little arguing. He's so very very scared. What are you going to do? Beat him to death with your headband?]